Matt Lichtenwalner

Mobile mapper for Ushr - roaming the US and Canada constantly. Maybe a bit of art and/or writing here and there to spice things up.

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I lied. Nothing from me tonight. Just got back to the hotel (at 11:30pm) and I still need to hit the gym.

Tomorrow - podcasts. Fer real.

(This was just to keep me posting. Trying folks. Falling off the horse, but...)

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8/4 '15 5 Comments
If you went to the gym after writing this, you are winning.
I did! I did 45 minutes on the elliptical and then did some lifting. Not a ton of lifting, but enough to make me sore.

I climbed into bed at ~3am. Taking today off (it's raining, so I wouldn't get much done anyway).

May even go down to the pool later.

Or back to the gym.

(I have to strike while the iron's hot.)
Thanks. Gotta say it feels pretty good!
 

For any of you who don't know, my day job consists of driving a car. Lots and lots of driving.

This lead me to start listening to 1. Audio books and 2. Podcasts. Lots and lots of podcasts.

I go through a lot of them both. Audio books I burn through at an alarming rate (alarming because of costs involved in getting good quality audio books) and podcasts I 'go through' because I'll subscribe for a while, find that they annoy me in some form or another, and then I'll unsubscribe.

I've heard/read a number of my friends recently bring up  podcasts of one form or another, so I thought I would do a post to get folks talking about it. I would love to find some new casts that I'm not familiar with, and share what I've found to be good/fun/quality in my own hunt.

In case you're curious, I use Pocket Casts for Android. I download the episodes to my phone overnight using the wifi at the hotels so I'm not killing my data plan (and I don't have data in Canada anyway).

Friends

These are podcasts which friends of mine are actively working on/in.

  •  Elvis, And - Some of you may already be aware of this one. Kevin Reagan is working on it, and Hot Breakfast! has contributed their musical skillz. Premise: short improvved 'stories' based on details left by friends of the King. Likes: I love me some improv. The fact that I have friends that are really good at it provides me with a great deal of happiness. I love that this is a new (to me at least) idea/format for telling improv stories. Dislikes: It's hard to say if I'll have any actual dislikes for this show in the end because they're just starting out. I'll keep you posted. Note: some of the dialogue in this can be very NSFW. You have been warned.
  • Totally Beverages and Sometimes Hotsauce (TBASH) - My buddy Josh (aka JoJo or Intern Josh on the show) turned me on to this. Kinda a strange premise - a show entirely about beverages (and sometimes hotsauces) but it really actually works. Just try an episode or three. You'll see what I mean. Premise: It's a show about beverages. The hosts bring on a new guest and discuss beverage profiles, sample various drinks live (in the 'shootout' segment) and generally talk about... beverages. Are you getting the theme here? Likes: First of all, these guys are really pros. In a sea of podcasts which have the technical skill of "my buddies and me sat around a speaker phone and made a podcast!", this show has the technical skill of a more traditional radio show. Think NPR as a podcast that err... isn't NPR. If you had told me about the concept, and it wasn't cohosted by a buddy of mine, I probably would have turned my nose up at it. I'm glad that I didn't. Dislikes: I honestly don't have any. These guys make what should be a very dry subject (Ouch. Sorry.) really fun.

NPR

Yeah. They get their own category. I listen to a lot of them. I've subscribed and then unsubscribed to a bunch over time, but here's the current list. Most of these, I will assume you're familiar with (thanks to them being radio shows) but I'll jot notes for the ones I wasn't familiar with prior to the podcast. If you want to know more about any of them, lemme know.

  • Freakonomics
  • Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
  • All Songs Considered - Great show most of the time. I love the very broad spectrum of music. Sometimes the do a 'life performance' recording, and I get bored with those fairly quickly.
  • Snap Judgement - Storytelling with a beat. I lovelovelove the music that tends to back this show. When I first listened to it, I found the mood... over the top. Now? I crave it. It's enough to make me bounce with happiness when I hear the host come on and the music start. Highly recommended.
  • Invisibilia - Another storytelling podcast (probably my favorite type) but with a focus on the hows and whys of human experience. Double thumbs up.
  • Intelligence2 (squared) - A debate show about current topics. Focus on the debate, not on which side is 'right' or 'wrong'. Interesting listening.
  • TED Radio Hour - Clips from the TED talks and a slightly more in depth (or at least from a slightly different angle) discussion with those who gave the talk.

Business / Entrepreneur

What can I say? I'm a sucker for this sort of thing.

  • Smart Passive Income - Ok. I'm going to go ahead and confess: I'm a bit of a Pat Flynn fanboy. Short version? The guy found himself out of a job, and started trying online business ideas. Once he started seeing some success, he started given what he knew back out to those who wanted to hear it. And then he kept on giving. Now he makes a ridiculously healthy living from his online businesses and posts the income statements and all his tricks and tips for the world to see. One seriously refreshingly open dude. 
  • Ask Pat - Another Pat Flynn joint. Super short format where he takes one phone call question and answers it. Simple, to the point, and in typical Pat fashion - fun.
  • 1 Day Business Breakthrough - Pat and his friend Chris Ducker take an emailed question / request for help from a fan, and disect that fan's business in an attempt to help them grow. Another fairly short but delightful podcast.
  • Home Work -  Hosts Aaron Mahnke and Dave Caolo discuss elements of working from home (or in my case - from the road) whether you're a freelancer or just have the ability to work outside the office. This one can sometimes be a bit 'goofy', but it's always good hearted, often helpful, and I like the show.
  • Social Media Marketing - Michael Stelzner hosts this show on - you guessed it - social media marketing. Overall a good show, but it sometimes seems like the show is primarilly there to market his live events. That's not to say that the show isn't useful / helpful.
  • Social Good - A 1/month show about using the power of your business to help out the less fortunate. I wish this show got more love / support and was able to produce more episodes.
  • Internet Business Mastery - Heard about these guys via Pat Flynn. Enjoy the show, and I have to say that aside from Pat, they're the only folks I've ever considered buying from. And I'm pretty sure I will.
  • Startup - Familiar with Alex Blumberg from NPR? Well, he's gone off to create a new company - Gimlet Media - and is producing a whole slew of new shows. Startup is a show about startups - including Gimlet Media. Season One was all about how they created the foundation for Gimlet. This one is a seriously high recommendation. (Especially if you like the NPR format for shows.)
  • Freedom Fast Lane - I enjoy this one, but as he's talking about investment real estate (among many other topics) I sometimes get the feeling that he's working with folks on a level that I won't be for... a looong time (if ever).
  • Confessions of a Pink Haired Marketer - Pretty much what it says.
  • Nomad Together - A show I just subscribed to about families living a location independant lifestyle. Don't worry - I'm still not planning on a family anywhere in my future, but I figured the information (or most of it) will likely be useful to me too.
  • The Tim Ferriss Show - The author of The Four Hour Work Week (among others) hosts a show where he interviews 'top performers' and attempts to break down their process / methods and determine what makes them so good at what they do. Everyone from Hollywood stars to athletes to business folks. Great concept, interesting show, and somehow I'm not always thrilled enough to listen to the whole thing. Pretty sure that's my ADHD talking.

You know something? There's a LOT more for me to go through and it's getting late, so I'm going to call it a night. I'll try to do a post tomorrow with the rest.

In the meantime, feel free to let me know what podcasts you're listening to and why. I'm always looking for more...


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8/3 '15 6 Comments
I don't listen to podcasts very often, usually I will start because someone recommends a good one, then listen to an episode or two and lose interest. The one podcast I listened to obsessively was Serial. I know, it's like the most popular podcast ever, and I am sure you have heard it ... but it was sooooo good.

I started listening to the Dear Sugar podcast with Cheryl Strayed. Unfortunately, she has a co-host, Steve Almond, and Steve is way too wishy washy touchy feely and he dilutes her power. It's good, but not great. Cheryl Strayed wrote this amazing advice column called Dear Sugar that was incisive, kind, soulful advice that was 100% devoid of pity or bullshit. Here's the audio book, also with some Steve Almond, but written by her. Oh yeah, she also wrote Wild, and this actress named after peanut butter cups made it into a movie.

http://www.audible.com/pd/Self-Development/Tiny-Beautiful-Things-Audiobook/B008HS21U4/

Magic Lessons - this is a podcast on creativity by Elizabeth (Eat, Pray Love) Gilbert. She's a little twee, but she calls up normal humans and inspires them to get going on their prospective writing projects, like a writing fairy godmother, and it's good for 20 minutes of pick-me-up. Also Cheryl Strayed is on Episode 2 and she talks about writing and says "fuck" on the twee podcast and yes, I have an authorcrush on her big time, but you will too.

http://www.elizabethgilbert.com/magic-lessons/

Stuff You Missed in History Class

There are SO many episodes of this podcast, and what I like to do is pick and choose the ones that interest me and ignore the rest. Mad Royalty - sign me up! Podcasts about art when I can't see the art they're talking about - not so much, but YMMV, especially on that topic. Anyway, the snippets are fun, chatty, informative and mention details that I like, such as the fact that mad Charles IX of France was a talented artist, but his rage fits and bloodlust overshadowed .... well, just about everything about him.

http://www.missedinhistory.com/podcasts/

Wow! Thanks! These are really great! I'm going to enjoy checking them out.

I may have come across Serial before, but the name isn't ringing any bells (though with me, that's commonplace). I'll check that one out as well!
You haven't listened to Serial???? You will LOVE it. It's about a real murder that a man is currently serving time for, but the evidence that they used to convict him is questionable. The podcast explores all the questions, interviews him and many of the people involved in his life and in the trial, and is a fascinating study of human behavior and attempting to find the truth in a web of confusion.
Yeah - that DOES sound completely up my alley. Subscribing now.

I AM listening to Criminal - which sounds like it's similar.
Also, I just subscribed to Wait, Wait and Freakonomics because they look cool. I'm looking forward to the rest of your list.
Yay! I have so many more to add. Tonight, hopefully.
 

I swear to you I'm not just going to post links to my blog here. I'm just reaaally focused on spending my time adventuring right now, so what little writing I'm doing...

There will be normal stuff here soon enough. For now, check out the latest post over on ROITS...

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2/24 '15 3 Comments
Water buffalo! Did they love you like dogs love you? Eeee! I love that picture!
In truth, I didn't test that out. If a dog (even a large dog) decides it doesn't like me, I'm confident in my ability to extract myself from the situation. If a water buffalo decides that it doesn't like me....
Then it's a real-life Warner Brothers cartoon, which would not be at all funny.
 

A breakdown of the trip thus far...

Friday February 6th, 2015

Left northern Florida (JAX) via Southwest. Stopped in DEN and then on to LAX where I was met by my buddy Jason who swept me off to his place to crash. The slight headcold / congestion did very little to dampen the experience.

The Denver stop was a bit of a tease. I have some really great people in Denver and I've been wanting to go for a visit for some time now. So being in their city and not able to visit was a touch frustrating. I, of course, find this to be one of those scenarios where "If that's my biggest problem in life..."

Saturday February 7th, 2015

I had breakfast with Jason and his family at a place called Country Deli in Chatsworth CA. Delightful family place which serves a yummy sausage breakfast burrito. After breakfast we visited local fish/reptile shop because they were looking for some things to fix their aquarium.

Post pet store, I had a planning session with Mark via Google Hangouts in order to go over some of our plans for the first adventure one I'm in the country. First up? Tropical jungle camping/hiking on one of the southern islands of Japan - Iriomote.

Chilled out with Jason and his son while his wife and daughter were off having some girls only chill time. Then the boys made their way to a swanky steak house for a really satisfying meal.

Funny side note: I'm planning on using Japan as a jumping off point to improve my diet. Content of my diet, sure, but the primary focus is portion control. To that end, I was proud of myself for ordering 'only' the six ounce steak. Of course, the the portions on everything else about the meal were so ginormous as to render my herculean effort null and void. C'est la vie.

At the end of the night, Jason and I watched John Wick starring Keanu Reeves. Stop laughing - it was surprisingly entertaining. (And not in a "I can't believe how awful this is..." sense.)

Sunday February 9th, 2015

Woke up fairly early and reduced / repacked my bags in order to get rid of some of the 'excess' that I had collected. Yes, I felt like I had too much stuff with my two bags loaded.

I explained to one adorable little girl and her very awesome brother that "That Boy" would come back soon.

Jason and I made our way to brunch with some dear old friends (Patty and Mike) at a place called Pann's just outside LAX. Patty and Mike are great human beings. They scratch a very specific itch I have for chatting with crazy creative people who also have more than enough brains to support that creativity. While I'm really blessed with so many folks of that particular mix in my life, Patty and Mike have a different flavor to their creativity that I feel like my life would be greatly reduced without. A chance to hang out with them is something I will never pass on. I also got to  consume one seriously yum Louisiana Omellette. 

Once Jason dropped me off at the airport, my check in went easy on a ridiculous scale. My only objection there was the fact that they forced me to check my backpack because it was a couple kilograms over the weight limit. Not the end of the world, certainly, but I work really hard to keep it to carry on only, so this frustrated me. On the plus side, the woman who checked me in and made the request couldn't have been more gracious. I suspect that's a taste of things to come, and frankly, I'm looking forward to that.

My take off was a different story altogether. My flight was originally scheduled to leave at 2:20pm. Due to some technical issues with one of the engines, and the need to replace some component therein, we didn't actually take off until 6:30pm. End of the world? Far from it. It was  a little bit stressful, but mostly from the fact that my brain wouldn't let go of the idea that "there's something wrong with one of the engines". Still - they fixed the part, the staff was gracious and responsive, and eventually we were on our way.

A side note about the staff of Singapore Air flight SQ011 - I don't know if I simply 'lucked out' or if they have some sort of attractiveness requirement for their staff, but pretty much every crew member on this flight is of model level attractiveness. The men are handsome and the women are beautiful on a 'my chest aches just looking at this human' level. None of this really matters for anything, but as it's a first in my air travel experiences, I thought it noteworthy.

More soon from this Aimless Drifter...

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2/9 '15 4 Comments
This was really fun to read (Hi Jason! My Pitt Buddy.) and I am looking forward to more. You write great travel narratives.
Thanks gang! I finally got around to posting another update today: http://rideoffintothesunset.com/landing-in-japan/
Looking forward to reading more.
I like this!
 

Small post for today. I'm electing to go to the gym now rather than write for multiple reasons. The main being that I can feel the bare tickle at the back of my throat that I always get just before a throat cold/thing. This is something I DO NOT WANT as I prep for Japan. So? Time to beat up my body in a good way and get to bed early.

That said, I didn't want to not post anything, so here's a mini update:

Got a good day's work in. The boss will be happy. Found a new issue with the system that I need to report, though I think it might be an oddity for just my car. (Storage drives not showing newly added sessions despite having recorded them. Rebooting the laptop resolves this. Happened twice. Tested twice. Resolved twice.)

Throat thing. Fraaaaack!

I listen to a crap-ton of podcasts. A large number of them are 'self help-y' enough that I'm embarassed for folks to learn of them. (Though obviously not that embarassed if I'm going to mention them here.) One of those is Michael Hyatt's "This Is Your Life" podcast. While I don't mean to badmouth the man, it's not really my bag. He's a religious dude (I'm not). He's high up the proverbial 'ladder' (I'm not). And he tends to look at things from a vantage point that I don't.

But every once in a while... Like today. Since I took some time away from podcasts (and was listening to audio books only) I have some catching up to do. Today's episode was Season 3 Episode 1: How You Can Better Control Your Time. Given my recent frame of mind / planning efforts, this is an episode I'm likely to listen to more than once. The big thing I took away from the first round: Creating an 'ideal week' in Google Calendar (since I use that anyway) to use in my planning/scheduling of things. Seemed like a Really Good Idea.

There's probably more that I should write here, but I really do need to get my ass into the gym so I'll queue this up and come back to it if there's time.

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Back from the gym. 1/2 hour on the hard setting on the elliptical. 60 x 20lb reclined butterflies. 30 x ... curls? (It's a cross chest curl thing that I created.) 30 seconds (in 10 second chunks) of isometric arm extensions with 20 lbs.

Not quite as "Rar!" as I was with Sunday's workout, but good. Now? Shower.

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2/4 '15 1 Comment
My suggestion: Go to a walk-in doctor and tell them you're about to fly to Japan, and could you please have something in case your head cold turns to the dark side. You'll want a round of antibiotics which you'll only take if warranted, you'll want a prescription-strength decongestant so you don't go deaf when you fly because your stuffy ears won't pop, and something for the pain of your ears not popping. Please, please please... it'll take an hour but will save you SO much pain & suffering at a time whe you should be happy and comfy (or as happy as someone can be on a 72862826-hour flight to Japan).

Feel better, sleep well!
 

All the things.

All of them dammit.

Looks like I'm getting a jump start on the whole "Write a Crap-Ton in February" thing some of us are doing with L. M. Lopez

I want to accomplish a lot. Not just with the writing. With life. When I look back over my lifetime, (yeah - pull up a chair - it's like that) I see a lot of wasted time. I'm not here to make excuses or anything, I just want to fix it. I like to think of myself as a problem solver, and not a 'problem talker abouter'. Sure, I appreciate some good planning, but...

Anyway. I think that I've figured out the reason. Call it ADHD, call it ping-ponging, or call it whatever you like - I don't finish things. All my life I get really excited about some new project or some creative concept, I start it, and then a few things happen:

1. I get bored with it. Really bored with it. And I drop it.

2. I think of some other new project/concept, get really excited about that thing, and drop the current thing.

3. I tell everyone about what I'm planning on doing, feel like I've done it, and say "Ahhh - eff it." and drop it.

Before you say anything - I know that I'm not alone here. The world is chocked full of peanuts. Errr... of people who do the same thing. (Peanuts just goes with 'chocked full'. I had to.)

But that's just it - it's long past time I do something more. It's time I started to accomplish some things. This has been a large part of the end of my last two serious relationships, and each time it... built in intensity. I've made steps since then, but not enough progress for my liking.

I need to keep myself on track. It's way too easy to fall to the side or be distracted by some new shiny thing.

Okay, okay. Shut up already and tell us what you plan to do about it.

You may not have actually said it, but you were thinking it.

So here's the deal: I'm going to re-focus myself. At first, my intent is to do this three times every day. Those times will not be specific hours in the day, but after specific events:

1. First thing in the morning. Before I head out to work every day, I will review my list. Then I will meditate. (Duration TBD.)

2. When I get back to my hotel room, I will review my list

3. Just before bed, I will review my list.

So what's on my list?

That's actually what I'm here to discuss. I'm looking for broad categories to put things under.

The format that I'm currently picturing is this: Separate sheets in a spreadsheet. Physical Health, Financial Health, Creativity, and Work/Career. Something like that. Then on those sheets I can do the breakdown of tasks and goals. The details aren't too important for the purposes of this conversation though. I just need to work out the basic 'infrastructure'.

Simplicity is key, of course. I want this to be about doing things, not spending time working on the spreadsheet. I do, however, want to be smart about this start.

So what do you think? Have I covered all the 'primary categories' with Physical Health, Financial Health, Creativity, and Work/Career? If not, what do you feel I'm missing?

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I hate to say this, but, speaking as someone who scored Really High for ADD, I have to say this, only because you asked for opinions:

Strategies can be a distraction in and of themselves and can distance you from Getting Shit Done.

Have you ever thought about getting tested for ADD or ADHD? Getting the meds?

I say this because I tried strategies, schedules, lists, spreadsheets, everything, for 42 frigging years, when I could have just gone with medical science.

i also know, from my own experience and from pushing undergrads to finish writing their first play, finishing projects is its own skill set which takes practice. Once the initial creative buzz wears off, and it's Just Work, and there's no cheerleading squad, finishing a project is a skill in itself.
I think you can do this.
"Have you ever thought about getting tested for ADD or ADHD?"

Many times. Was tested twice.

I'm not a 'severe case', but I am a case.

Second time around, I talked to the doc and he (not being a psychiatrist) recommended someone. I then proceeded to get distracted by something shiny and never followed through.

In the end, I very much prefer to not use meds if I can get away with it. Not being a severe case, I've made my way and feel like I'm in a pretty great place now, so I'm good for the moment. If I can improve things from here, I'll be happy. If I get into a more 'stable' or 'traditional' place in life (read as: living somewhere consistently and having a normal 'job') I will most definitely reconsider.

"Once the initial creative buzz wears off, and it's Just Work, and there's no cheerleading squad, finishing a project is a skill in itself."

Yeah. I've never heard it put quite that way, but you're spot on. I think that this is the particular hurdle that I'm most trying to climb.

And for the record? You're one of my people. I will _always_ want your opinion. I consider myself fortunate to have such council.
Aw, thank you.
have you ever seen the movie Ryan? It's an animated short film about an animator & his process.
In answer to your question, what's missing - perhaps "Travel" because Travel is more immediate to you than to many of us. Eventually you will want a page for "Home" and you will start thinking about what that home looks like and what people and animals you want in it. We already want to pet your dog. He or she will be a Good Dog.

Regarding meditation - you may want to do the 'wake up in the morning and write before your dreaming self comes to full consciousness' thing. Sometimes ideas both for life and for fiction come to the surface that way. It's not exactly meditation. Or for you, you may want to draw instead of write, see what's under the surface before your practical mind takes over.
I second the "draw on waking" motion.
Funny you should mention that. I added a tab for Adventure just before you posted this. Gmta

I'm going to think about the write/draw first thing... err thing. You're right, of course, but I have this mental picture of gathering myself, waking calmly, and preparing for the day that speaks to meditatio. Stay tuned.... ;)
Good stuff.

I attended a company retreat recently. The boss has been reading (as always) and came across the idea that making a list of goals sometimes make you feel like you've "already done it," which can be counterproductive... so he asked us to make lists of impediments to our goals.
OOOHHHH!!! I like this!
Yeah - me 3. It speaks to "You're smart enough to figure out the tasks - focus on getting over/around/through the hurdles."
First of all, the comments on this post are a festival of "some of my favorite people who didn't know each other before now know each other and like each other! eeeee!!!" for me.

So, with regard to the schedule/goals/etc ... I think it's a great idea. I haven't done one yet (but I might) because the idea is overwhelming to me, so I started thinking about what would make it less overwhelming. The Wildcard category definitely makes it less overwhelming - you can put stuff there that you know you want to do and that you don't want to forget about, but that you don't want to focus on now. Writing stuff down like that keeps my brain from constantly bringing up the tickler, "Better do that thing, you'll forget it, or write it in a good place, we don't have a good place, better do that thing ..." loops of time-wasting. Also, keep your goals measurable - so for example "get in shape" - not a goal. "Work out 3x/week" - goal.

Regarding ADHD - I have it. I don't take my meds. Here's what helps me w/success, and your mileage (haha) may vary. I reduced my coffee intake to one cup of real joe per day - always. I have decaf, sometimes I have tea (even caf tea, but usually green tea or decaf), so when I sleep, I SLEEP. Getting a decent amount, but more than that, good quality of sleep makes me less distracted. It took a week or so to kick in, but when it did - it was AMAZING. I am still distracted, of course, but distraction doesn't OWN me the way it used to. Typing this out is actually the first time I have thought about this. I originally reduced the caffeine to take the meds, because the meds are stimulants and caffeine + meds was making me jumpy. Then I forgot to take the meds (I know, I am a supergenius!) and I realized that I was more focused than I was before and I was getting a lot more done at work ... the caffeine reduction helped, and also ... we come full circle ... a task list of measurable items. Ta-da!
Reduce my coffee levels? Are you MAD woman?!

Writing things down definitely helps me. That's one of the reasons I feel like this could really help.
I know, it sounds like madness ... but it made me significantly less scattered, at least here at work where there are no toddlers, so I figured I'd mention it. :)

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Rock and roll! I'm very happy to hear that someone's already doing this sort of thing successfully (which shouldn't really be a shock I suppose).

You don't sound crazy. Or, if you do, I don't detect it, which may or may not say something about me.

I like the idea of a Wildcard. Going to add that.

I also like the idea of date/time references, but I predict that may be less important for me overall. The idea for me is to keep making forward progress and I suspect that 80% of that battle will be fought in the repeated 'checking in' with my list. It will keep me honest.

I can just picture the mental conversation now "Hmm. Haven't made any progress on Project X in a loooong time. Need to get on that before the thing..."

What? I don't REALLY talk to myself.

Much.
In a relatively unrelated note: I just finished the biggest workout I've done in a long time. I spent an hour on the elliptical on a tougher setting than usual. Then I did some significant lifting.

By the time I was done, my Inner Biker/Viking Warrior was roaring. I haven't felt that good at the end of a workout in... ever. I left there (as some say) 'energized'. I wanted to smash things.

And it felt gooooood...
This gives me hearts in my eyes like a cartoon character.
So this is my fourth comment on this post and I'm leaving it to tell you how excited I am for your reforMatting. You've been poking at this for a long time ... oh wait, that was my last thought - if you are like me, if you talk too much about a project, you get bored with it. So don't talk about it, do it. Talk about other stuff. Then you can talk about the project later when you're working on another one. :)
I resisted the first three times, but on upon the fourth time of seeing your icon, I have to say I frigging love you with long straight shiny hair! I have no idea how you did that, or if it's a lot of work, but dayam you look fantastic! (Yeah, totally unrelated comment, sorry.)
Thanks Karen! The hairdresser did it, so it is now long, but not straight or shiny. Next time I get it colored, she'll be nice and do it again, I'm sure.

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I look forward to reading them!
 

No news is good news?

Yeah, so I've been negligent for a while now. Sorry about that.

Things have been good. Really good. I'm going to Japan. I keep having to tell myself that because it hasn't really sunk in yet.

For those who don't know - this is huge for me. I started looking into ninjutsu as a martial art when I was young. Maybe when I was... 15? Anyway - that sparked a desire to go to the land of the rising sun that wouldn't leave me. Ever.

Thing is, I'm not a guy who really expects to be able to do much. My financial resources have always been woefully stretched, I spent most of my life pretty solidly planted in a single locale, and I just always thought of Japan as a kind of dreamscape - a place on the map labeled hic sunt dracones.

And now I'm going to go. For a month. With my best bud.

While I'm still 'in town' (even that has come to mean something entirely different for me - currently in Jacksonville Florida) I've been training a new recruit - Tanner. He's not going to be doing my job - he's going to be supporting it. I'm showing him the ropes so he knows what it's like for us out in the field before he starts supporting us.

Kid's smart. He's funny as fuck. He's 'our people' - completely our people.

So really, this has been like hanging out with one of my beloved PhilaDel pholks and getting paid to do so. He understands when I explain things to him - the first time. He can repeat it pretty much flawlessly after the second.

While I know that isn't all that goes into being a good support person, I'm happy to know he will be supporting us.

Did I mention that I'm going to Japan? For a month?

Which brings me to another point: I'm nervous as hell.

Those of you who know me can appreciate that I don't get nervous much. You might say that I'm too much of a buddhist, I guess. I figure there's not much point in worrying about what might be. Just prepare as best you reasonably can and go with it.

For the record, it's not really true. I do stress. A lot. I just usually manage it - at least on the surface. I've seen what happens when person A is stressing out and person B fuels the fire by also stressing while in close proximity. It's the wildfire with a tank of gasoline. I would much rather be a calming influence when I can.

But in this case? I'm openly freaking the fuck out. I've been doing a lot of homework. I've been polling friends and family who are in the know about Japan (despite the fact that Mark will be there for a large portion of my time). I've read countless web pages. I've learned about flight plans and rail schedules and cities and towns. I've studied for this more than any other single adventure in my life.

And I feel like I know nothing.

I won't speak the native language. That's a hurdle. In the end though, I will probably pick up enough to survive (generally speaking). The real thing that is worrying me is that I won't be able to read the language. That's a problem since I don't like interacting with people when I need help.

It's not the 'typical male' thing. I'm not a proud man. I just really like to understand my situation as best I can, and that happens (more often than not) by reading.

Reading the nearby signage. Reading the expressions and body language of the people around me. Reading... anything and everything.

I won't be able to do that as a stranger in that strange land.

I've grown too comfortable in my travels thus far, and I know it. When I find I don't have something I need, I can just 'stop somewhere and pick it up'. Difference in Japan? I'll be a giant. A fat giant no less. Who can't read the signs. I'm actually a bit fearful that I will be a perfect example of a fat dumb gaijin. I do not want to be a (bad) archetype.

I recognize that at this point I'm just rambling on about my stress, and that's not productive, so I'll stop.

Suffice to say: I'm only bringing my two bags of worldly possessions and that feels a little like grabbing the first backpack you see and jumping off that nearby cliff - hoping that the backpack holds a parachute.

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1/26 '15 17 Comments
You will do well. You are extremely considerate, and Mark will help you apply that to Japanese culture so you are considerate to them in a way that they understand. They will marvel at you. Also, once you are over there for a little while, you will recognize enough of the kanji by sight to figure out the basics. By the way, can you bring home souvenirs for the kids? Let me know what your Paypal is and I will send you some $ for it.
Of course I'm happy to bring the boys something back. Let me see what I can dig up and we'll worry about money later. :)
Overseas, I've found the most valuable weapon in my arsenal is an apologetic smile.

Enjoy your adventure!
Thanks man - Ill do my best! (It really is a fairly safe bet. In my calmer moments, I know this.)
Dude. Sounds like you're going to Edge City in so many ways.

GOOD ON YA!

You'll be fine. You'll have lots of emotions, there will be some tearing down and some vulnerabiliy and uncertainty. All of these things are ok.

Surf the chaos.

Remember to breathe.

And best of all, remember to stare in wonder and soak it all in.

We'll be here when you get back and look forward to hearing all the stories and seeing any pictures you decide to take!
"Surf the chaos.
Remember to breathe.
And best of all, remember to stare in wonder and soak it all in."

Hmmm. Actually? You just made my night. Those are three things I feel like I tend to do better than... well... most folks. And really, I know that you're right. If I can do that - for one month - I'll be fine.

Pretty sure I can do that for one month.

I'm hoping to do some significant posting while there in my down time (evenings and the like) so hopefully y'all won't have to wait too long.

Taking my good camera too.

Last thing: pretty sure I know what you mean by Edge City, but I have this nagging sense that it's in reference to something I'm not recalling. Is that right?
:-)

Edge City is a term that comes from Kesey and the Pranksters (and was written about in Electric Kool Aid Acid Test) but also used by HST. It's the place outside of civilization, a scary place where the rules bend or are non-existent. But also the place where people can be whole...where you can find yourself, where you are challenged, living on the edge of sanity and everything that you've been used to, a place where boundaries can be pushed and souls found.

"But of course!—the feeling—out here at night, free, with the motor running and the adrenaline flowing, cruising in the neon glories of the new American night—it was very Heaven to be the first wave of the most extraordinary kids in the history of the world—only 15, 16, 17 years old, dressed in the haute couture of pink Oxford shirts,
sharp pants, snaky half-inch belts, fast shoes—with all this Straight-6 and V-8 power underneath and all this neon glamour overhead, which somehow tied in with the technological superheroics of the jet, TV, atomic subs, ultrasonics—Postwar American suburbs—glorious world! and the hell with the intellectual bad-mouthers of America's tailfin civilization... They couldn't know what it was like or else they had it
cultivated out of them—the feeling—to be very Superkids ! the world's first generation of the little devils—feeling immune, beyond calamity. One's parents remembered the sloughing common order, War & Depression—but Superkids knew only the emotional surge of the great payoff, when nothing was common any longer—The Life! A glorious place, a glorious age, I tell you! A very Neon Renaissance—And the myths that actually touched you at that time—not Hercules, Orpheus, Ulysses, and Aeneas—but Superman, Captain Marvel, Batman, The Human Torch, The SubMariner, Captain America, Plastic Man, The Flash—but of course! On Perry Lane, what did they think it was—quaint?—when he talked about the comic-book Superheroes
as the honest American myths? It was a fantasy world already, this electropastel world of Mom&Dad&Buddy&Sis in the suburbs. There they go, in the family car, a white Pontiac Bonneville sedan—the family car!—a huge crazy god-awful powerful fantasy creature to begin with, 327 horsepower, shaped like twenty-seven nights of lubricious luxury brougham seduction—you're already there, in Fantasyland, so why not move off your smug-harbor quilty-bed dead center and cut
loose—go ahead and say it—Shazam!—juice it up to what it's already aching to be: 327,000 horsepower, a whole superhighway long and soaring, screaming on toward ... Edge City, and ultimate fantasies, current and future ..."

Yes. Superheroes are the real American Gods. They are part of our mythic language, of our sense of self. As soon as they can talk, kids are flying and pow-zap-zowieing. My toddler is already Batman. I wonder if it was blasphemy to play Zeus in Ancient Greece. Maybe that's why they had Heracles.
They really are. It's kind of incredible....
I have a feeling I'll really like Edge City.
I am so, so happy for you! You are gonna do GREAT. When do you take off?

Soren will be a great resource; Steve Noreyko (pinball steve/IJG photographer rocktober steve from Austin) can also be helpful. Ask them-- they like helping. Lemme know if you need their contact info. Soren has people there and would glady e-introduce you. I also think Bill The Spy is in Japan... but Hamlet would know that better than me. (I've actually never met Bill The Spy, but he is legendary.)

Your instincts are amazing, and like everyone else said: You are extremely considerate (hello, hansei!) and your smile is genuine and despite your 'bigness' you still come off as gentle. You are the perfect intersection between "You can tell this guy is kind and gentle" and "Do not fuck with this dude."

Ask Soren for info/tips re: getting a cell phone (assuming you don't have this info already). Google Translate has a brandy-new feature where it'll translate on the fly, and you can even take a photo of the written word and it'll translate it for you. (The demo did Russian (cyrillic) to english, so it'll handle the kanji just fine, I imagine.)

Are there YouTube tutorials for teaching yourself rudimentary Japanese?

I am SO EXCITED for you! EEeeEEEEeeeeeEeeeee!! The month is gonna fly by, and I bet you'll make this an annual pilgrimmage because you will fall in love with it so hard.

So happy for you; so proud of you. Look at how freakin' rad you are!!
1. Of course I remember both Steve and Soren. *admonishing look* I believe I have contact info for both. Especially now that you've emailed the three of us. ;P

2. Of course you've never met Bill the Spy. Either have I. Hello? Spy?! Will ping Chris to see what he knows. Wouldn't mind having James Bond. Errr... Bill... on my team.

3. Hansei. I had forgotten that word. Thank you for the reminder!

4. I really do need to talk to Soren re: cell phone. I have a 'worst case' solution, but I suspect he'll know a better option.

5. Sadly the Google Translate will only work if I have a data package or wifi. Hopefully that won't be a problem after talking to S, but my worst case scenario doesn't allow for that. It's a GREAT idea though. Will let you know if I'm able to put it into action.

6. I've watched a lot of Youtube. With more to come. Not much in the way of language. More in the line of "Holy shit - you moron - do NOT do this in public. Stupid gaijin." videos.

7. I thought about the idea of an annual pilgrimage. I suppose it's possible, but not probable. As much as I'm dying to go, if I have a month a year to roam abroad, I'm thinking South Africa, South America, Alaska, New Zealand, Germany... etc etc...

8. Rad? Nah. Paying a price and reaping the reward. It's one hell of a price, and it's one hell of a reward.

As always - thank you. It means the world to me when you weigh in on things like this. I think I'm a little in lust with your brain. #JustSayin
I met Bill The Spy. He's definitely worth meeting.
You are going to be great.
Thanks chica. :)
 

I'm off today. Rain does that. Don't have the car, because the coworker is using it. Didn't want to let that keep me locked up in the hotel room, so I went for a walk anyway. What the hell - it's just rain - it won't hurt me.

That means that by the time I got to Perkins for my brunch, I was pretty thoroughly soaked. I'm ok with that, but it might have shifted my mood slightly. (Full disclosure.)

The annoyingly ubiquitous X-Mas music was being piped through the dining room. Many songs played. One stuck in my head, and I found myself analyzing the lyrics in a different way than before:

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, 
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen., 
But do you recall?
The most famous reindeer of all?

I'm sure you're about to tell me.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (reindeer)
Had a very shiny nose

Dude has a drink every now and then. No big.

And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would even say it glows (like a light bulb)

Actually, I wouldn't. At least (if I'm honest) not to his face. Come on - that's just rude!

And all of the other reindeer (reindeer)
Used to laugh and call him names (like Pinocchio)

The other reindeer sound like jerks. They're not even creative jerks.

They never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
Join in any reindeer games( like monopoly)

What exactly makes a game a 'reindeer game'? Sounds to me like the other reindeer are not only uncreative jerks, they're also biggoted douche bags.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, 
Santa came to say, (ho ho ho)
Rudolph with your nose so bright, 
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Oh, so you wouldn't lift a finger to help Rudolph with the uncreative biggoted jerks before, but now that you NEED something from him...

Then all the reindeer loved him, (loved him)
And they shouted out with glee, (yippie)

What shallow pricks these reindeer are! They're all about tearing good ol' Rudy down until Santa gives him the thumbs up and now he's better than sliced bread? This is starting to sound like an after school special about cheerleaders. Seriously Rudolph? Get a better class of 'friends'.

Rudolph the red-nose Reindeer (reindeer)
You'll go down in history (like George Washington)

Because being a slave and towing the line (literally) to the fat white dude is all it takes huh?

What? I'm not grumpy. Just disillusioned.

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12/6 '14 14 Comments
This is the way I see the world and I think your Rudoph exposition is hilarious.

Oh, correction, this is the way I see everything in the world that was not produced by Jim Henson. For some reason, Muppets destroy my cynicism, maybe because Waldorf and Statler are cynical for me.
I can think of no better talismans. Talismi?
Loved this. Yes, the jolly old fat-man is a self-serving, jerk who takes all the credit for the work of his elves while he whips his reindeer...
If only someone could explain why that's so bad, and perhaps provide an alternate mindset...
"Creative Jerks" is my new web agency.
On the invoice, have line items for;
NAME CALLING (Pinnochio)
Reindeer Games (Monopoly)
Exclusion
Laughter
Historic Re-Enactment
Does that make you the penultimate jerk?
...and if so, you should have the silhouette of Steve Martin behind text.
Are you kidding? I've been interpreting it this way since adolescence. And also "Baby It's Cold Outside" is manipulative as hell (but I still love it, sigh).
"Baby It's Cold Outside"

(I really can't stay) But, baby, it's cold outside
(I've got to go away) But, baby, it's cold outside
(This evening has been) Been hoping that you'd drop in
(So very nice) I'll hold your hands they're just like ice

(My mother will start to worry) Beautiful, what's your hurry
(My father will be pacing the floor) Listen to the fireplace roar
(So really I'd better scurry) Beautiful, please don't hurry
(Well, maybe just half a drink more) Put some records on while I pour

(The neighbors might think) Baby, it's bad out there
(Say what's in this drink) No cabs to be had out there
(I wish I knew how) Your eyes are like starlight now
(To break this spell) I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell

(I ought to say no, no, no, sir) Mind if I move in closer
(At least I'm gonna say that I tried) What's the sense of hurting my pride
(I really can't stay) Baby, don't hold doubt
[Both] Baby, it's cold outside

(I simply must go) Baby, it's cold outside
(The answer is no) Baby, it's cold outside
(The welcome has been) How lucky that you dropped in
(So nice and warm) Look out the window at the storm

(My sister will be suspicious) Gosh your lips look delicious
(My brother will be there at the door) Waves upon a tropical shore
(My maiden aunt's mind is vicious) Gosh your lips are delicious
(But maybe just a cigarette more) Never such a blizzard before

(I got to get home) But, baby, you'd freeze out there
(Say lend me a coat) It's up to your knees out there
(You've really been grand) I thrill when you touch my hand
(But don't you see) How can you do this thing to me

(There's bound to be talk tomorrow) Think of my life long sorrow
(At least there will be plenty implied) If you caught pneumonia and died
(I really can't stay) Get over that old doubt
[Both] Baby, it's cold
[Both] Baby, it's cold outside
Hah! Never noticed, but you're totally right!
Urgh, formatting does not work so well in comments.
Hmm, what sort of formatting were you hoping to do?
Hahahaha! Fucking reindeer.

Man. You're gonna be not driving for a day or two... Looks line some wet weather is coming out way Tuesday. Ick.

Where exactly are you these days?
Actually, I was off yesterday because of the rain, but the day before I drove past your parents' place. Like... if I made a left by the barn I would have passed in front of the house. Also drove past the restaraunt where there is sometimes a bear.
 

Warning: I'm about to get verbose. At least verbose by most social media standards. You've been warned.

We're going to start doing a new thing at work. They're trying to reduce vehicle down time. One means to do this is to have people rotate through the different vehicles when people go on break. Person A moves into Van B when person B goes on break. When person B comes back from break they move into Van C and so on...

I'm reserving my judgement of the process for when we've had a chance to really try it out and work through things.

First

I headed up to Lebanon NH (where the office I'm based out of is located) and dropped off/disassembled the van that has been my home for the past year and a half. That was actually less emotional than you might expect.

Next

I bounced down/over to Oaklahoma City where I was picked up by a fellow driver. We were both a bit in the dark (as to the big picture plans and to each other's plans), so my flight into OKC could have been arranged a bit better. I drove him down to Dallas so he could catch a flight out on Monday, and then headed back up into OK to prep for work this week. I'm covering for him for a week while he's away on his break. Trying to keep vehicle down time reduced, remember?

Finally

I stopped in Atoka, Oklahoma and got a room for the night. This put me in the perfect spot to get started mapping right away the next morning (this morning). I won't bore you with details, but I couldn't start today and will start tomorrow. The good news is that this gave me today to walk around a little bit of Atoka. I prefer to walk once I'm stopped in a town. As Thomas was saying - you get so much more out of a town when you're walking than when you're driving through (he was talking about riding a bike, but the concept applies).

I'm staying in a 'not sexy but not gross' hotel. It's all but empty. Maybe a dozen cars in the lot late last night. Mid day, there are none but mine - looking a little lonely.

While I'm on the topic - the new vehicles that we're using for mapping? Sexy as hell. Back up camera. Digital displays with lots of technical data displayed in a comfortable fashion. Microsoft Sync. A very 'cockpit feel' to the driving space. Tight control of the vehicle and smooth exceleration. Brakes are tighter than I'm used to, but that too seems like a good thing when looked at together with the other elements of the vehicle.

I'm a fan of the newer Ford Escape.

I still haven't actually used it to map yet, but I suspect that won't be an issue.

Also - the wraps we have on the vehicle are far less... obnoxious. Still (as all wraps do) screams "LOOK AT ME!!!" - which I'm not a fan of - but not as bad as the old 'Ecto1' that I was driving around.

I walked up the street to the Wal-Mart. Mostly for something to do while stretching my legs. You can see how suave that experience was.

did find it interesting though. There's a layout that used to exist for Wal-Marts that I had forgotten. I haven't seen this particular layout of any store for decades. That's multiple decades. That is, of course, how this place was laid out.

For the record - yes, I prefer to shop just about anywhere over Wal-Marts as a rule. Alas, there aren't many options in Atoka, Oklahoma. 

After stopping at the big W-M, I was feeling a bit peckish. So when I encountered this little gem, I couldn't resist. Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce the Atoka Truck Stop Diner.

Hey - it's still a far cry better than Taco Bell which was my only other breakfast option at that point. Yeah. Let that sink in for a minute - Taco Bell serves breakfast. Oye.

In truth, it wasn't as bad as this pic makes it look. I had the breakfast burrito, and it was damn tasty. Coffee was decent too.

The thing I most enjoyed about the ATSD though was that it let me know just how deep into the South I was.

  • CMT was playing on the tv. Not any of that newfangled pop-country neither. Good ol' fashioned stuff. Dolly Parton. Kenny Rogers. That era.
  • There was a couple of old timers sitting together on the other side of the place. One was speaking loud enough for me to hear every word without trying. He was saying things like "I never did touch another drop o' tha booze. It makes yer suger jump up like whoah!" (Though you'll have to imagine the deep southern drawl.)
  • And lastly - I swear to you I'm not making this up - my waitress was wearing camoflage. As if she was going hunting the minute she got done with her shift.

There's a tiny Choctaw casino next door to my hotel (you can the sign for it in that previous pic with the hotel) but I haven't stopped in yet. I might have to - just so I can play around or two and say that I did.

Mix all that with a lot of southern twang and lots of cowboy hats and the cattle on the opposite side of the road, and you'll have a pretty good idea of what it feels like to hold up in Atoka Oklahoma for a day.

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11/15 '14 6 Comments
"I never did touch another drop o' tha booze. It makes yer suger jump up like whoah!"

Haha! You know, using your heightened powers of observation to record regional dialogue produces very entertaining results.
I take that as high praise coming from a writer like you. :)

Of course, it's not that tough when the stuff just presents itself by (literally) screaming in your face.
Oh my god that's hilarious -- we have a Ford Escape in the driveway as a weekend rental for a few errands. I *hate* it. It's a pig; snout buried ears-deep in the gas tank, the turning radius of a cube van, driver ergonomics only slightly more confusing and poorly labeled than the control rooms in Chernobyl, and so rigid as to completely isolate me from the road. The car actively fights everything I try to do; if I want to accelerate, it wallows then lurches; feather the brakes, it threatens to skid; going in any direction other than straight is a challenge and most turns end up wider than they ought to be for who knows what reason. AND I can't see a god damn thing except straight ahead. Hands down it's the most unpleasant car I've driven in years.
Not that I'm saying you're wrong, by any means. It's just that my ideal vision of what a "car" should be is likely found on the opposite corner of any quadrant chart you want to plot this vehicle on.
If I hate it so much, why do I have it? Because it snowed yesterday.
And when it snows, the rental car places around here get socked in.
So when I went to pick up the Nissan Versa I had reserved, it was either the Escape.... or a king cab F-150.
Thanks for the opportunity to vent! Glad you're having fun on the road.
You make some interesting points. The labeling blows, and the turn radius is sub optimal. I was driving a Toyota Sienna minivan and the turn radius was much better.

I also kinda 'have to' like it. I'll be using one for a while, and don't have much say in that. ;)
You did a good job capturing the feel of Not Being In The Swing Of The Big City Things.
Thanks man. Interesting experience out here. Kinda dig it, but I couldn't stay here long term.
 

A while back, I offered some free portraits.

Anyone recognize this lovely lady? (Who I must appologize to for not doing her justice...)

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11/4 '14 16 Comments
Dood, this looks great! It's instantly recognizable as that chick from the Athleta catalog ^H^H^H^H^H I mean, Karen! (Hey Karen, have you noticed that your twin sister is in the Athleta catalog? I honestly did a double-take the first time I saw it.)

Seriously-- great work!
Thanks beb. Also? Karen's just gotta love that she has a twin in Athleta because, well, Athleta!
Not sure what Athleta is, but I must have a look at this! It's been so long since I was told of a twin sighting. Gotta link, anyone? Thanks Jillio!
I'll send you a pic once I get home to my Athleta catalog. :
Please do! karona at gmail dot com
An entire catalog of 'yoga wear', with models that work for a company that has a catalog entirely consisting of yoga wear.
Did you mean: recursion
Karen! I have a portrait request, actually ... Fang as Tesla. He'd love it. The reference photo is on Facebook but I can send it to you directly if you'd like.
Would you mind sending it to me? The email will work as a reminder.
Oh - and you got it! (I'm a little amazed, given that I am REALLY not good at portraiture.)
Well, I have a bit of an edge in that I know many of the people you know, but that portrait definitely looks like Karen.
True! But yay!
Wow, I love that you recognized me right away! I'm flattered by that as much as the lovely job done on the portrait. :) I finally have art from Patch as a keepsake. Yayyyyy...
D'awww shucks.