I've wanted to create a TTRPG for a while now. I'm using the fact that my nephews are coming for Thanksgiving as an excuse / motivation to Do the Damn Thing.

My intent is to make it:

  • Uncommonly simple - we are talking about kids (2 teens and 2 pre teens) so attention span is a thing. Also, this is without a screen and doesn't beep, so... challenging. I'm not trying to make it a one page (there are many out there) but... close.
  • Universal - I'd like to make it flexible enough to be used for any genre of game play.
  • Flexible - I want the players to have more input into their skills / abilities once they're comfortable with the system. As long as they keep balance in mind, they can make up things like spells, skills, and ancestral abilities.
  • Fun - I mean, it's a GAME. But more specifically, here, I guess I mean 'cinematic' (though I HATE the generic nature of that term). I want to try to create those moments at the table where the whole group roars when one of the players rolls a 20, and they feel the story that their teammates tell...

Anyway, I'm working on a very rough draft, but I know some of you are gamers, so if you're interested in seeing what I've got so far, let me know, and I'll share a (Google Docs) link.

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If you’d like to add humor, consider a dice system that occasionally results in Slapstick Success in addition to the traditional Tragic Failure. “You trip and your shield skids to the feet of the ogre, who then trips on your shield. You lie prone face-to-face with the ogre, while your friends try to take their next actions without laughing.”
This is kinda genius. Definitely going to add this!
I'm curious to see it.



I still want to add a feature/bug in a character's abilities where they can cast a spell to summon an Army of Brians. The player can summon the Army of Brians only three times throughout the game.

The first time, an army of fabulous fairy princes (all named Brian) appears, beats up the adversary with a Severe Tongue Lashing and Shade Throwing, heals all wounds, repairs all damage in the area, and disappears. Automatic win for the player.

The second time you cast it, the army is slightly smaller, defeats the adversary with a severe tongue lashing, but doesn't heal all wounds or repair damage.

The third time, only one Brian appears, beats up (but doesn't defeat) the adversary with a Severe Tongue lashing, heals no wounds, repairs no damage, and hits the player who cast the spell a Mild Tongue Lashing for making other people do their job for them. The spell can't be cast again.
This WILL be a magic item. 3 charges. Each use takes a charge.

What KIND of magic item (medallion (hey @jill), ring, sword, ???)
The Hermés Cheval Whistle Necklace.
I look forward to this.
Well, now I HAVE to do it. 😜
Oh, good, you found it! I was going to copy & paste a link but it was long and messy and I didn’t want to screw up the post layout.
 

What poem by T. S. Eliot includes the line "Do I dare to eat a peach?"

What country, formerly known as French Sudan, once controlled an empire led by Mansa Musa?

What Shakespearean comedy includes the "All the world's a stage" monologue by Jaques?

What month lends its name to the 1825 revolt in St. Petersburg​​​​​​​?

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TLSoJAP. I attended a lecture once on the difficulty of teaching that poem, including the many, many interpretations of that line.



There's a statue with the "All the world's a stage" quote in front of the Free Library in Philly, but I don't remember which play it is from.
 

The miniseries Daisy Jones & the Six is based on what rock group known for their off-stage drama in the 1970s?

Aleppo's ghar soap is handmade from what ingredient used in cooking?

Disney Parks guests can pay extra to spend less time in line using what alliteratively-named virtual queuing system?

The Allen wrench (or "hex key") was named for the Allen Manufacturing Company, based in what New England city known for its insurance industry?

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Maybe maybe the last one is Hartford? I have no idea otherwise
I would like to live in a world where ghar soap is made of ghar.
 
A cheap but surprisingly good mechanical keyboard. Heavy as hell

My coworkers used to dabble in mechanical keyboards. Some of them claimed they could stop anytime they wanted. My friend C made no such claims. I don't think I ever saw the same keyboard twice. It's possible some of them were just alternate keycap combinations.

I, of course, grew up on mechanical keyboards, but I've put it behind me. I love my Macbook, the low travel keys are fast and the lack of CLACK is perfectly CLACK-ceptable, honestly.

So when I randomly spotted this cheap knockoff mechanical keyboard with one missing key for $5 at Goodwill, I thought: what the hell. A CLACK or two just for a laugh. First one's practically free...

CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

Oh dear. I think I really like the CLACK.

This is going to be a problem, isn't it.

Gee, this thing weights a ton.

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Heh. Nerd.



Can ummm... I try?



😜
Hee! It's an Easterntimes Tech I-500... newer nicer versions are like $40 on Amazon. This one would be $15 on eBay, with the missing key included! It's a cheap habit at first...
STOP making me look up mechanical keyboards that are so kawaii it hurts.
I actually really like the Mac M2 keyboard. Don’t ask me about its construction, dynamics, whatever; it just Works For Me.



My office keyboard is a generic Kensington USB thing so old that macOS identified it as “generic HID”. First time visitors to my desk feel compelled to comment on it. I don’t actually know how old it is but I’d guess somewhere north of 15 years. It clacks sufficiently.
 

With the help of my daughter, My Favorite Team was victorious.

What girl's name is the title of a 2016 song by The Lumineers and part of the title of a 2025 song by Taylor Swift?

What board game genre, characterized by the in-game purchase of components to be cyclically accessed later, was popularized by Dominion ?

What Shakespeare play begins with"Now is the winter of our discontent" spoken by the Duke of Gloucester, who is "determined to prove a villain" ?

What famous lawyer gave an eight-hour speech at the sentencing hearing of the murderers Leopold and Loeb, and later defended John Scopes in the "Monkey Trial" ?

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Yikes. I know the third question but not the others.
Ophelia; deck builder; Richard III; William Jennings Bryan
WJB was on the Anti-Monkey side of the Scopes trial...
ah i was afraid of that
aha, i remembered! Lawrence Darrow
Clarence Darrow?
Clawrence? stupid brain
 
A black and white line art drawing of a group of creatures and characters related to the winter holidays.

For those who haven't seen it elsewhere:

I want to make a winter holiday themed coloring book, and I could really use your help!

Specifically, what are some of your favorite (fantasy) winter holiday creatures and/or characters? Let me know below, and they might just be in the coloring book (which will be free / PWYW)!

  • I'm not looking for any religious themes / characters.
  • Fantasy / High Fantasy for bonus points.

ETA (unrelated):

Still working on #Gobtober because I'm determined to finish, despite having not done so 'in time'. Today I did Day24 - dragon - and had a lot of fun with it, so I thought I would share the YouTube Short for it:

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From the “Festive Traditions” collection:

Gävle Goat, Badalisc, Mari Lwyd, Kallikantzaros, Nalujuit, Lutzelfrau, Olentzero, Wangkarnal Crow
Thank you for this! *rushes off to do some 'Google Homework'*
Mari Lwyd or Llwyd is my favorite. I want to make a cardboard version.
I've had it recommended elsewhere, too. I'm definitely going to need to learn more.
Early Welsh Mummer.
This is a stretch but could be fun for a coloring book: Panquetzaliztli is the Aztec festival of Huitzilopochtl. It’s the lead-up to the Winter Solstice and Huitzilopichtl is the Aztec sun god.

And yes, there’s a lot of sacrifice involved so maybe not?



Lemme check it out. I LOVE that it's not 'the usual suspects' and from a different culture.
Belsnickel! (Though I have him much creepier and enchanting and wizardy in my head than he is normally depicted)
Nice! I'll have to talk to you about a description... :)
Squeeeeee!
I had no fantasy creatures to suggest, and I was sad. Then I met a man who had no fantasy life at all.
Awww. Don't be sad. You do so much creative work with your storytelling!

I do kinda feel bad for that man, though.
He's not still alive, is he?

Uh, it's just a mis-quote of a mis-quote, "I was sad because I had no cheese grater. Then I met a man who had no cheese." I have no idea what the original quote is or who said it.
I mean, _I_ would be very sad if I didn't have any cheese.
AUTHOR:

Sadi (1184–1291)

QUOTATION:

I never complained of the vicissitudes of fortune, nor suffered my face to be overcast at the revolution of the heavens, except once, when my feet were bare, and I had not the means of obtaining shoes. I came to the chief of Kfah in a state of much dejection, and saw there a man who had no feet. I returned thanks to God and acknowledged his mercies, and endured my want of shoes with patience, and exclaimed,

“Roast fowl to him that’s sated will seem less

Upon the board than leaves of garden cress.

While, in the sight of helpless poverty,

Boiled turnip will a roasted pullet be.”



ATTRIBUTION:

SADI, The Gulistn, or Rose Garden, trans. Edward B. Eastwick, chapter 3, story 19, p. 129 (1880).



A modern version, often cited as an old Arabian proverb, is: “I thought I was abused because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet.”—J. M. Braude, Speaker’s Encyclopedia of Stories, Quotations and Anecdotes, p. 338, no. 2320 (1955).
At least that's one attribution. When I subtracted 1184 from 1291 to get 107, I double-checked https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saadi_Shirazi and found 1209/10 - 1291/92. Variations of the quote are attributed to several other people.
No no no. That was Jerri Blank. “I was sad because I had no shoes, but then I met a man who had no feet; and I laughed, and laughed, and laughed.”
 

Given that the house renovation left us cash-poor, Kim looked into options for stretching our money and found out that a local food pantry will give weekly food items to anyone over 60, no questions asked. Some weeks are better than others; a month or two ago, we got some frozen 7-11 breakfast sandwiches, which we were not brave enough to try, and another time we got a sealed bag of Beyond sausage bits that, upon later inspection, was over a month past its expiration date.  Today's haul was three pounds of pinto beans (we're in the Rancho Gordo Bean Club and already have more amazing beans than we can handle), one pound of white rice, and six pounds of brown rice (plus a half-gallon of cow milk, some fruit, and some bread).

Unpacking proceeds apace. We'd like to host Thanksgiving so we probably need to hustle over the next three weeks.

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I started a monthly cash donation to my local food bank. Maybe I’d better increase it a bit.
 

Elevators are great art. They work on so many levels.

Did you hear about the Gen Z BDSM shop? It's called executive function.

I was going to buy a parcel of land, but it was kind of a lot.

How do you make fuckin' s'mores? With damn crackers.

Today I called my son by my cat's name. That's right - I failed a CATCHA.

I'm pitching a reboot of Pinocchio set in Brooklyn. It's called "the only living toy in New York."

People who think Mandela died in the 80's aren't from an alternate universe. They just have terrible death perception.

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Adding these to my collection!
The audience for jokes about track 55 from “Peppy Songs About Death, Volume 2” may be small, but it’s not zero.
 

Here are links to the podcast episodes we made in a way that you can listen to them wherever you prefer. 
The Old Woman All Skin and Bones Ted's masterpiece. 
Like and Subscribe is my script of the year. 

More in a bit. 


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Nice - congrats!
I just listened to "The Old Woman All Skin and Bones".

That was definitely the best 4 minutes of my day.

My brain needs to hear Ted's sincerity.



Also, I don't know anything about sound recording, but whatever you're doing works. It sounds wondrous, really rich and full.
Thank you. Ted’s getting better at working with different kinds of sound, like muffled vs. crisp as opposed to volume alone.
... and I just listened to "Like and Subscribe".

I really enjoyed that experience. Thank you so much for making that.

It sounded like hundreds and hundreds of hours of work, all at a high level.

The voices fit the characters perfectly. I love your writing. Love it.

Bluejean is my favorite.



My next listen is going to be: "Ladies and Gentlemen, The Automatics".

Thank you! I wish I had better words to describe succinctly what that means for me.
Both were great! The sound was great in both. I really enjoyed that in Like and Subscribe you could tell when the characters were speaking inside the van, that was a really nice touch.
I need to give major props to Matt Boudreau. Not only did he make working on this project smooth as silk, he thanked me for making a script that, as he said, was easy and fun to work on.

He’s worked as a professional sound designer for an audio version of The X-Files and some other projects I can’t remember. He truly knows his craft.
Whence 6630?
Our old house number was 6630 and we liked how the numbers looked and sounded.
 

The Griswolds pulled ahead in music trivia and My Favorite Team couldn't catch them at the end.  

What TV anthology, first aired in 1991, features a teenage group called the Midnight Society that tells stories around a campfire?

What is the real name of the Colorado hotel that inspired The Shining  by Stephen King?

What does the Spanish word "brujas" mean in the Halloween expression "Día de las Brujas" ?

What real-life fungus that zombifies insects is the scientific basis for the plague in The Last of Us​​​​​​​ ?

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only know the last two, witches and Cordyceps (which i've seen in some health supplements)
I’m going to guess Are You Afraid of the Dark?

I’ve stayed at The Stanley.
Cool! I never watched the show, but somehow eventually got that entire title. “I think it’s… a question?”
My brother loves that show.