Matt Lichtenwalner

OTR guy for Kett - roaming the US and Canada constantly. Maybe a bit of art and/or writing here and there to spice things up.

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An illustration of Kokushibo Demon Slayer in a non anime style.

I don't watch or draw anime. Like, ever.

So, of course, that's the only kind of drawings my nephews seem to want. 😂

This one is, as you might have guessed from the subject, a character called Kokushibo Demon Slayer. I've never seen the show or movie, and I willfully took some liberties when drawing my version, but... what the hell. 

If you're an 'anime person', feel free to tell me all the ways I'm wrong!

And for those who like process videos...


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11/29 '25
 

Just watched a YouTube video that some my my linquistically oriented nerdy friends might really enjoy. I certainly did. The channel seems like something I'll be paying more attention to going forward in large part because of this video.

Edit: Hmmm. Looks like the link for videos isn't working (I tested the url). Well, ye olde copypasta should work (just add your own https://)...

youtu.be/UAT-eOzeY4M

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11/26 '25 2 Comments
His channel is great! I really enjoy his work.



For a long time this reference was by far the most popular page on my web site: https://www.osric.com/chris/phonetic.html



Several people did write to me to let me know that Alpha should be Alfa and Juliet should be Juliett. Maybe I'll update it someday.
You know, that's pretty funny. I was thinking that I would need to re-watch the video in order write them down so I could train myself on them properly.

Thanks for taking care of that for me! (And I'll note the adjustments.)
 

I've wanted to create a TTRPG for a while now. I'm using the fact that my nephews are coming for Thanksgiving as an excuse / motivation to Do the Damn Thing.

My intent is to make it:

  • Uncommonly simple - we are talking about kids (2 teens and 2 pre teens) so attention span is a thing. Also, this is without a screen and doesn't beep, so... challenging. I'm not trying to make it a one page (there are many out there) but... close.
  • Universal - I'd like to make it flexible enough to be used for any genre of game play.
  • Flexible - I want the players to have more input into their skills / abilities once they're comfortable with the system. As long as they keep balance in mind, they can make up things like spells, skills, and ancestral abilities.
  • Fun - I mean, it's a GAME. But more specifically, here, I guess I mean 'cinematic' (though I HATE the generic nature of that term). I want to try to create those moments at the table where the whole group roars when one of the players rolls a 20, and they feel the story that their teammates tell...

Anyway, I'm working on a very rough draft, but I know some of you are gamers, so if you're interested in seeing what I've got so far, let me know, and I'll share a (Google Docs) link.

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11/25 '25 23 Comments
If you’d like to add humor, consider a dice system that occasionally results in Slapstick Success in addition to the traditional Tragic Failure. “You trip and your shield skids to the feet of the ogre, who then trips on your shield. You lie prone face-to-face with the ogre, while your friends try to take their next actions without laughing.”
This is kinda genius. Definitely going to add this!
I'm curious to see it.



I still want to add a feature/bug in a character's abilities where they can cast a spell to summon an Army of Brians. The player can summon the Army of Brians only three times throughout the game.

The first time, an army of fabulous fairy princes (all named Brian) appears, beats up the adversary with a Severe Tongue Lashing and Shade Throwing, heals all wounds, repairs all damage in the area, and disappears. Automatic win for the player.

The second time you cast it, the army is slightly smaller, defeats the adversary with a severe tongue lashing, but doesn't heal all wounds or repair damage.

The third time, only one Brian appears, beats up (but doesn't defeat) the adversary with a Severe Tongue lashing, heals no wounds, repairs no damage, and hits the player who cast the spell a Mild Tongue Lashing for making other people do their job for them. The spell can't be cast again.
This WILL be a magic item. 3 charges. Each use takes a charge.

What KIND of magic item (medallion (hey @jill), ring, sword, ???)
The Hermés Cheval Whistle Necklace.
I look forward to this.
Well, now I HAVE to do it. 😜
you might want to change the name for copyright purposes. If you spell Hermes without the accent mark that could work.
Mércury.
Exactly. It’s the Sterling Whistle of Mercury.
Nice! I must confess that I initially thought you'd made it up whole cloth, Lindsay. Naming change official! (Thanks, nersholmferret - that's perfect!)
No, I went to the HermĂ©s website and looked through the men’s fashion accessories until I found it. Cuff links were another option.
Oh, good, you found it! I was going to copy & paste a link but it was long and messy and I didn’t want to screw up the post layout.
I had a hard time finding the horse head in that whistle.
To be transparent, I did too. Now that I see it, I love it (I'm a huge fan of 'simple / symbolic' for imagery) but...

Also, the shape of the horse's bridge / muzzle makes me think it would feel very comfortable in use. (function to go with form)
Yeah, if it were a reasonably priced nice loud sterling silver whistle, I’d buy it, but it’s stainless steel and $2K.
Very cool! I will use that pic as the basis for the illustration!
Careful. You don’t want a copyright cease and desist.

I mean, maaaaaybe you’d get some good press out of it?
Using it as the basis doesn't mean it will be anything they will care about.

I mean... I'm not AI. ;)
Excellent point.
 
A black and white line art drawing of a group of creatures and characters related to the winter holidays.

For those who haven't seen it elsewhere:

I want to make a winter holiday themed coloring book, and I could really use your help!

Specifically, what are some of your favorite (fantasy) winter holiday creatures and/or characters? Let me know below, and they might just be in the coloring book (which will be free / PWYW)!

  • I'm not looking for any religious themes / characters.
  • Fantasy / High Fantasy for bonus points.

ETA (unrelated):

Still working on #Gobtober because I'm determined to finish, despite having not done so 'in time'. Today I did Day24 - dragon - and had a lot of fun with it, so I thought I would share the YouTube Short for it:

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11/6 '25 20 Comments
From the “Festive Traditions” collection:

GĂ€vle Goat, Badalisc, Mari Lwyd, Kallikantzaros, Nalujuit, Lutzelfrau, Olentzero, Wangkarnal Crow
Thank you for this! *rushes off to do some 'Google Homework'*
Mari Lwyd or Llwyd is my favorite. I want to make a cardboard version.
I've had it recommended elsewhere, too. I'm definitely going to need to learn more.
Early Welsh Mummer.
This is a stretch but could be fun for a coloring book: Panquetzaliztli is the Aztec festival of Huitzilopochtl. It’s the lead-up to the Winter Solstice and Huitzilopichtl is the Aztec sun god.

And yes, there’s a lot of sacrifice involved so maybe not?



Lemme check it out. I LOVE that it's not 'the usual suspects' and from a different culture.
Belsnickel! (Though I have him much creepier and enchanting and wizardy in my head than he is normally depicted)
Nice! I'll have to talk to you about a description... :)
Squeeeeee!
I had no fantasy creatures to suggest, and I was sad. Then I met a man who had no fantasy life at all.
Awww. Don't be sad. You do so much creative work with your storytelling!

I do kinda feel bad for that man, though.
He's not still alive, is he?

Uh, it's just a mis-quote of a mis-quote, "I was sad because I had no cheese grater. Then I met a man who had no cheese." I have no idea what the original quote is or who said it.
I mean, _I_ would be very sad if I didn't have any cheese.
AUTHOR:

Sadi (1184–1291)

QUOTATION:

I never complained of the vicissitudes of fortune, nor suffered my face to be overcast at the revolution of the heavens, except once, when my feet were bare, and I had not the means of obtaining shoes. I came to the chief of Kfah in a state of much dejection, and saw there a man who had no feet. I returned thanks to God and acknowledged his mercies, and endured my want of shoes with patience, and exclaimed,

“Roast fowl to him that’s sated will seem less

Upon the board than leaves of garden cress.

While, in the sight of helpless poverty,

Boiled turnip will a roasted pullet be.”



ATTRIBUTION:

SADI, The Gulistn, or Rose Garden, trans. Edward B. Eastwick, chapter 3, story 19, p. 129 (1880).



A modern version, often cited as an old Arabian proverb, is: “I thought I was abused because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet.”—J. M. Braude, Speaker’s Encyclopedia of Stories, Quotations and Anecdotes, p. 338, no. 2320 (1955).
At least that's one attribution. When I subtracted 1184 from 1291 to get 107, I double-checked https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saadi_Shirazi and found 1209/10 - 1291/92. Variations of the quote are attributed to several other people.
No no no. That was Jerri Blank. “I was sad because I had no shoes, but then I met a man who had no feet; and I laughed, and laughed, and laughed.”
 
 

Long story short: Last week, I had my first positive response to my job hunt efforts from a company called Aircall. They're looking for a tech support guy.

Today at 2:30pm I had my first interview with them. I was pleased to find that instead of someone in HR, the (Zoom) interview was with the guy who would be my boss if all goes well.

We chatted. It went generally well. It became clear to me that the thing I could use the most improvement on is my (never finished) CCNA studies that I mentioned on my resume.

CCNA certification, for those who don't know, is costly in both time/effort and financially for the testing. So I told him that I wouldn't register for the course until we had things a little more solidified (I should hear back in ~1 week according to him) but that I would get on refreshing myself via YouTube and other resources. He seemed to really like that.

So that's what I'm doing now. I found this CCNA Full Course on YouTube and dove in.

Wow. It's amazing how much of this is coming back to me and how quickly. I'm now actually a little worried that I undersold my networking prowess in the interview.

Sure, I'm only a couple videos into the playlist, but everything he's covered so far brought back very specific memories from my I.T. past.

I have to say - that feels really damn good.

Oh, and the starting pay is better than I hoped, and the job is fully remote, so I could work from anywhere! Please keep your fingers crossed for me. :)

Animated gif of the actor Dulé Hill saying "I can fix that."
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Hey, terrific!



"Wow. It's amazing how much of this is coming back to me and how quickly. I'm now actually a little worried that I undersold my networking prowess in the interview."



There is literally NOTHING preventing you from writing a follow up email to the guy: thank him for the interview and then tell him your experience when you dove back in. You can actually say, "I think I may have undersold my networking prowess!" Then end with an "Again, thanks so much, looking forward to hearing from you." ...

Very good call! I may just do that very thing. :)
It’s a funny thing
 if you tell people how competent you are—they believe you!
That’s just
 weird.
so now I'm wondering if you can find a practice test or two, that might help you play with the information before taking a test where it matters?

I don't know. I studied for the GREs and the math was so hard for me that I fell in love with my practice test book.
Yeah - that’s another thing I plan to look for (after I finish watching the video course once or seventeen times). I know they’re plentiful for some tests (A+, etc) but haven’t checked for ccna. I suspect that there are at least SOME available SOMEWHERE.



Very good call.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Good luck, man!
Thanks, bud. Keeping my fingers crossed. It would work nicely.
Outstanding!
Thanks! I agree. ;)
 
 

Brad and I pulled all of our LL stuff from Patreon and started over.

I'm kinda glad we did. While we haven't started posting again yet, I feel MUCH happier about the finished products. They feel more professional. We have more of them. They're better refined.

They're just way more gooder-er.

We also wanted a way to talk about the Pages without just copying and pasting the same stupid links to all our social media, and I kinda like the plan we developed.

We created a collection of 'NPCs' and they're going to be interacting across our social media in a variety of ways.

Lexx Keenleaf

A screen cap of a partial page including the bust of Lexx Keenleaf as she writes furiously in her Location Lexicon.

Lexx is the one writing in her Location Lexicon which seems to lose Pages on occasion. Adventurer, Explorer, and Scribe, she's gathering information for Covenant Arcanum. She's also mentor to Sylas Emberwood.

Sylas Emberwood

A partial screen cap showing the bust of Sylas Emberwood with an armload of books and scrolls.

Sylas is apprentice to Lexx, and avidly wishes to follow in her footsteps - literally. Still, he remains at the Arcanum since she took off recently to head back out into the wilds without a word to him. He suspects that the Powers That Be within the Arcanum are trying to pull her back home for some reason and so he's doing everything in his power to run interference. He knows what she wants is to be out exploring, not within the confining walls of the Arcanum.

Rione Vyrethorn

A partial screen cap showing the bust of Rione Vyrethorn - tiefling ranger.

Rione has always felt herself an outsider - even within the Arcanum, and despite her uncle being one of the Archons. She feels she has much to prove, and she would just as soon do that 'out in the world'. So when her uncle tasked her with tracking down Lexx? She jumped at the opportunity. She will not be disuaded from her task.

The Blade of Mar

A partial screenshot that shows the Blade of Mar being transported through the air via a mage hand spell.

Little is known about the Blade of Mar, and that's just how he likes it. A sentient being, a master of illusions, and a magic device which grows in power by...

...well, I guess you'll just have to follow along to find out, won't you? ;)

So what questions do you have?

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11/4 '24 2 Comments
Love. Love. Love the characters interacting across socials thing.

Well done.
Thanks! I'm hoping folks will enjoy it.
 
Photo of a squirrel on a telephone pole. The little bugger was chattering away at me while I shut down the system on the truck tonight. They definitely were telling me ALL about it!

I want to get back into the habit of recording random ideas / notes as I go down the road. I've fallen out of the habit, and it makes life far less fun.

Also, less creative.

Latest idea: produce a series of simple sketches that are 'base poses' of the RPG archetypes: Warriors, Rogues, and Spellslingers. (There are about a miiiiiillion subgroups, but the poses (I think) all would generally fall into those categories.)

Day before yesterday? (While I was still on break and talking to my brother) the idea was 'recreate the Sons of Anarchy back patch, but with School of Xavier and Cyclops as the 'wraith' in the center. I'm a nerd.

A collection of some of my favorite character illustrations from my work last year.
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11/2 '24
 

Do any of you recall my brief attempt at NaNo back in 2022? I've been thinking about that a lot lately.

Why? Well, it's because I'm being... condescending. Not my proudest moment, but if I can't be honest with you folks, who can I be honest with?!

Condescending how, you ask?

Well, I've been listening to a lot on Audible recently. (Yes, I know there are other, ostensibly better audio book storefronts out there. Yes, I should give them my business.) Like, A LOT of audio books. I stopped listening to podcasts altogether for a few months. That dumped a lot of listening time back into my schedule. On top of that, the hours for this 'new' job are... significantly longer.

If I'm doing the math right, I've listened to 42 books since starting the job in November. Some of these are pretty lengthy.

All but two of them are in the LitRPG genre.

I'm kinda fascinated by what I'm hearing. Partly because it fits that ooooold fantasy trope that I so enjoy - someone from 'the real world' going to a fantasy world. This trope is not the newest thing in the world (the Guardians of the Flame series was one of my favorites as a kid) but the LitRPG genre is at least new to me.

So I'm making a little 'study' of the genre. Trying to figure out the similarities and differences between the different authors. Figuring out what the audience of the genre expect.

From what I can piece together, the LitRPG genre is to fantasy novels as streaming is to video game playing. There's this sense of 'no real start or stop - just follow along with out hero on the adventure!'.

Some series even seem to eschew the whole 3 act format. More than once, I found myself surprised by the Audible Guy saying "Audible hopes you have enjoyed this program." Side note: if you see me in person? Ask for my imitation of that guy. I have heard so many audio books, I feel like I can actually nail his every nuance.

What's more, the writing is... not amazing. Some series are better than other, for certain. And the voice actors really help here. Still.

Seeing it yet?

My NaNo thing was fun for me in part because I used a randomizer to create a kind of prompt for that day's writing. That, in turn, made the whole thing a bit like a solo TTRPG for me.

And I think that the audience for the genre is so hungry for MOAR they don't care that it's not as polished. Call it the YouTube-ification of novel writing.

I say all of this to simply say that I write moderately well during my first draft of most creative writing.

In other words "I could do that. Maybe better than that."

A novel series (especially in an audio format) is obviously a looong way out. If I was to get a three book series completed, it would arguably be the biggest accomplishment of my life.

But I'm looking at NaNo 2022 and thinking...

Did you read my efforts in 2022? Would you like to see Morgan make a return?

ETA: Looks like I never posted the words I did for Day 4. I'll see about doing that asap.

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Oh wonderful!

I have the solo adventurers toolkit (I find the tables so useful when I’m at an impasse for where or how to progress a story) and yes, I definitely use it more for writing than I do for playing 😬😊



I’d be interested to read along with your NaNoWriMo
Ohhhh... I don't know about the SAT. I might just have to check that out!



Also, in that vein - PLEASE check out perchance.org if you haven't already. It's amazingly simple to create random tables of your own that you can use for whatever. That's what I did for NaNoWriMo2022. I _definitely_ use it more for writing than I do for gaming.



I'm detecting a trend here.... Hmmm...
This exchange makes me so happy! <3



Also, I loved Guardians of the Flame too! I forget the books themselves except the premise and that I liked them a lot.
oooh checking out perchance.... thank you for that.
Absolutely. It's entirely too excellent to be free. It's like Tom made it or something. ;P
Perchance.org, prompt = "cosy tea shop frequented by odd patrons", Style = Fantasy Painting. The prompt that I modified was "interdimensional tea shop frequented by odd patrons", which was very cool, but not cosy enough.
Oh it’s wonderful!
Ok so perchance.org is not a Boutell jawn, which doesn't surprise me because it's cool, but not THAT cool. I kept trying to get it to make a coven picture for us, but every prompt I put in for "group of women" yielded white faces unless I specified "mixed race". I might drop them a line if I can find a way to say it effectively and not "hey did you know your app is racist?" People respond poorly to that.
I haven’t messed with the A.I. stuff yet. Still a bit too jaded for that. Not surprised it works well though!