I first saw a performance of Ibsen's Hedda Gabler on the London stage in 1989. And I saw what everybody saw, in 1989: a modern woman marooned in 1890, acting out in desperation because she was denied the opportunity to develop as an individual. It's a fine reading of the play.

But tonight I saw the play again, in 2015, performed at Philadelphia's Physick House. And I saw something very different. I saw a human being marooned in 1989. Marooned without the Internet. (*)

The feminist reading is straightforward enough. While her father was alive, Hedda lived an independent, privileged life. She was largely sheltered from the harsh reality that women had limited control over their own lives in 1890. She is surrounded by women who are fulfilled in caretaker roles, whether they got to choose them or not: as servants, sisters, nurses. But she wants to be an adventurer, a bon vivant, the center of her social circle. And once she has been dragged into marriage, through the agency of a white lie grown unchecked, she has no more choices left. None but one.

But what about 2015? In 2015 this play is about a human being deprived of Facebook. In 2015, Hedda Gabler is almost a horror movie, where the monster is 1989.

Yes, 1989: it was a time when you had to sit on the couch and share the remote with your immediate family. All night. Every night.

True, in 1989 you might escape into a book, or a video game, or certain early online activities. But alas, poor Hedda: she is not a bookworm. Her talents are social. She shines among friends.

And our social animal must endure a six-month honeymoon, in a country where she knows no one. She is forced to talk to the same person, all day, every day. She cannot even flee to the bathroom to check Facebook or Snapchat for a few seconds. There is only this: only her husband. Every minute of every day. Horror movie. Cue creepy music.

Is she lonely because she does not speak the language? No, Ibsen hints at something far more specific. Her prime complaint:

"To go for six whole months without meeting a soul that knew anything of our circle, or could talk about the things we are interested in."

Ponder how strange this is to imagine today. We are, every day, the President of our own fan club. We are never, ever away from "our circle" except by choice. OK, maybe for a two-week honeymoon. But for six months?

Hedda is a piece of work in many ways, and there are many threads that make up her downfall. Some feel devastatingly relevant today; some are a bit too melodramatic, but great fun in the right hands. But to me, in 2015, this stands out: as her father's daughter she had the Facebook friends she wanted, and took for granted that she could write on their walls any time she wanted, check for updates any time she wanted. And then: all gone.

All gone but one, and he holds a nasty bit of leverage over her; her snapchats will not erase themselves.

Everyone else has their place in the social order, or stumbles into a new one, despite her machinations. But Hedda has none, and she can't just go on okcupid and start over. Of course she has only one choice.

The past is a cruel place. Cue spooky music.

"But apart from that, Mr. Boutell, how was the play?" Very fine indeed. Just to touch on a few highlights:

Photographer Kyle Cassidy, as producer, somehow made this thing happen in Philadelphia's historic Physick House. You are right there bang in front of the actors in a sitting room. It's intense in a good way. And there will be a film of the play, too.

Naturally this all happened because of the Internet. And a kickstarter. And blood, sweat and tears, of course.

Jennifer Summerfield simmered gloriously as Hedda. Each micro- and not-so-micro-aggression came through with nuance and range. The melodrama that does tend to overwhelm the text at times never prevented her from connecting honestly with the audience.

Every time Hedda stopped working overtime to charm someone, she radiated an anger that said "I may have signed up for this, but it is not what I want. And I will never, ever accept it."

Adam Altman, as Hedda's new husband, plays the part of the self-absorbed nerd to perfection, enthusing about his research every time his aunt pleads for the slightest hint that they might be in a family way. And I say this with affection as a self-absorbed nerd. But even he can access family feeling, and so has a secure place that Hedda cannot reach.

Speaking of the aunt, Tanya Lazar's reading is also spot-on. Juliana Tesman lives through caring for others; she lives through family.

Of course she does. What else is there?

Well... what else was there? Now we have families of choice. Tribes of choice. Infinite overlapping personal fan clubs.

But shouldn't family, whether of origin or of choice, still be the most important thing? Yes, yes, of course. Hedda is an extreme case. But excuse me for a moment while I step into the other room and peek at my phone for a glorious minute. A guy can only take so much togetherness. Brr. Cue spooky music.

Tickets are still available. Playing through Sunday, December 20th.

(*) Yes, I know the Internet existed in 1989. And I personally had access to some of the escapes I'm talking about as early as 1986. But most people didn't, and their friends certainly didn't, and a social network without the people you know isn't really The Social Network yet.

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12/12 '15 1 Comment
In the Sun Lab, the quiet Sun Lab, the Brian sleeps tonight.
 

Yesterday I had the pleasure of hanging out with three marvelous OPWistas in person. And I got a well-deserved yet gentle and loving earful about some longstanding requests I haven't seen to after many moons.

So last night I hit a few tickets:

1. You can now edit your comments! Frickin' finally. Enjoy. There is a little "edited" label next to comments that have been edited. That's to be fair to people who replied to the original comment; their remarks might otherwise seem excessive after the original commenter makes changes.

2. You can change your blog name via "Account Settings." That is to say, I could change "/boutell" to "/grumpycat", if I wanted. If you do this, be aware that your old URLs will not redirect. This is mostly meant for people who made a typo when they signed up.

3. Visible "undo/redo" buttons in the text editor. It was pointed out to me that OPW has no undo and redo buttons for text edits. Yes, the common keyboard shortcuts work, but there's no reason to assume we have them if we don't advertise them! Now you can find these features right on the toolbar. This will save you from grief especially when editing on mistake-prone devices like phones and tablets.

4. Edit: no more losing comments by accidentally leaving the page! My first take on this didn't work for iPhones, so I changed up the fix. If you have unsaved text in a comment, you'll now get a confirmation prompt if you accidentally mash a link that would take you away. Also, that pesky "posting as Dr. Whackadoodle" link is no longer an actual link in new comments. It was very easy to tap it by accident on a phone.

More is coming! The next most passionate request seems to be a way to tag posts.

The comment-saver feature isn't perfect. It can't stop you from accidentally hitting "back," for instance.

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11/8 '15 4 Comments
\o/!!

(also, my access problem seems to be fixed. Hooray!)
Oh good! I was wondering how to pursue that one.
Thou dost continue to rock muchly sir. Muchly, indeed.

(eta: this comment has been edited because I'm THAT kind of dork.)
Holy carp, awesome! Now to go back and fix every typo I've made. *twitch* (I kid. Or do I?)
 

Probably the best thing about partner dance is that everybody needs a dance partner. Being pretty good is almost as much fun as being the Best In The Whole Friggin' World, and even being "enh" usually still means you get to dance.

Playing and writing music is different; we all have the option to listen to the Best In The Whole Friggin' World, and generally we take it. If you want an audience, you'd best find a niche, or start scaling that Best In The World mountain. Even your best friends are going to be... exactly as meh as you are, when it comes to listening to anything less. And that's only fair. Admit it, you hardly ever click when your friend posts an audio recording either.

But who says an audience matters? These things can be satisfying in their own right.

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11/7 '15 1 Comment
Some would say that participation= artistry.
 

My friend... I was like you. I had over 9,000 messages in my inboxes. Plural.

I am currently doing inbox zero for both my personal and professional inboxes. That means that on a daily basis I hit zero messages in my inbox.

But alas, during a recent upheaval in my personal life, I let this go for my personal inbox for a while. Then I reinstated it. So the memory of how I did that is fresh in my mind, and I have the opportunity to share that with you.

Inbox zero is not a new idea, but everyone has their own ways of staying there. What follows is my own bag of tricks.

How to transition to inbox zero

1. Set aside an hour or more, just this once, to skim through the last 7 days of email and act on anything important. Important is defined as "if you don't reply to it today something bad will happen." Otherwise... no. Ignore it for now.

2. "Archive" everything. Absolutely everything. Hit "select all" and "archive," not delete. (*) This gets you around the anxiety of Maybe Deleting Something Important. You're not, you're just archiving it, okay? You can search for it later if you really want to.

(If you are not using gmail, fix that, or use something else which offers an "archive" button just as good and convenient.)

Instantly, you are in a much better position to act on the next truly important email that arrives in your life. But you can do better than that. Here's how I stay there on a daily basis.

How to stay at inbox zero

1. Once a day, sit down to do your "inbox zero," as described below. Make this a good time. You've got your coffee and a few minutes before you have to dash off; interruptions are as minimal as you can make them.

If this is your work inbox, just take the time. Your coworkers want you to be on top of your email. (**) If this is your personal inbox and you're a stay-at-home parent, I sympathize with the level of interruption you're dealing with, but again, it's an investment in you that your family ideally will willingly make.

2. Every time you get an email from a mailing list, political cause, etc., either read it right now, delete it on the spot, or unsubscribe. If you are disinclined to read it now, during your designated email time... what do you think the chances are you'll read it, ever? Absolutely friggin' zero. Unsubscribe. Every time you unsubscribe an angel gets its wings.

3. Every email should be replied to, forwarded to someone who can better handle it, acted on right now, deleted, archived for reference, or turned into a TO-DO.

Hint: if there is any extra information you need before you can act on the email, reply and ask for it and hit "archive!" That thread is gone from your inbox until they reply. You've just bought yourself one day, in most cases, before you have to do anything with this again. If the other party never replies, it was not important to them either. And you have documentation of that. You're the responsible one. Move on.

Most things can either be acted on right now, during your inbox zero time, or are unlikely to get done ever, and keeping them around is pointless. The exceptions... the reasonable tasks that take multiple days to complete or require something you won't have until later... belong on your TO-DO list.

4. Do not use your email inbox as a TO-DO list. You need a separate TO-DO list. Paper works surprisingly well, but there are innumerable TO-DO list apps. Even gmail has a little built-in TO-DO list feature tucked away. It's a choice on the "GMail" menu at upper left. There are third-party mobile apps that can work with it, too.

Hint: you can create a simple TO-DO, then archive the message, and search for it later when you need the details to act on the TO-DO item.

I also use calendar reminders in my phone for time-sensitive TO-DOs.

5. If you really, sincerely get emails you don't have to act on right now but would love to read later, create a "read later" folder for fun and edifying things only and move those messages there. This is not for actionable stuff. Actionable stuff, you should act on right now, or create a TO-DO. It is your cookie jar of cool things to read when you feel like it, not guilt trips you really must read. Those... you read. Right now. Or you don't mean it and you should archive them and move on with your life.

6. Accept that you're going to archive some things that turn out to be important later. It's OK. If it really matters to the other party more than you thought, they will ask about it again. In this case you are no worse off than you were before you got on top of your email world. And you're going to do this much less often than you did before.

7. When you get an email in the middle of the day... relax! You can reply to it now, and sometimes you should. But you could also just wait until tomorrow's inbox zero time. The absolute worst case is that you'll deal with it in one day. And that means you don't have to panic and jump on it right now.

Benefits of inbox zero

I hardly ever freak out when I get an email in the middle of the day, or at 3am for that matter. I never have that anxiety that comes from worrying that if I don't act on it this very millisecond, it will be lost forever in my inbox.

Instead I know that I will act on it during my daily inbox zero time.

My friends and coworkers took a little time to adjust to this "once a day" rhythm, but they like it soooo much better than the old "sometimes miraculous, sometimes totally unreliable" Tom.

My anxiety level has dropped because I know I'm responsible. I don't think I'm on top of my shit, I know I am.

And I really like not being a flake.

Plus: bragging rights.

(*) With gmail, "select all" will initially select the current page's worth of messages, but there's a little prompt asking if you want to select all the messages in your inbox. Yes! You do!

(**) Yes, I have the luxury of a job where my coworkers behave rationally, and you may not. My condolences. But I still think this will probably be a net positive for you in terms of Not Getting Fired, as compared to being 6 months behind on email.

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10/10 '15 21 Comments
O Inbox Oracle (and maybe this should be the title of your new advice column). Given that I use gmail for personal mail, what do I do with my theatre and concert reminders? I don't want to delete them, because I might want to see the shows, but I don't want them sitting in my Inbox. I do actually use them to see what shows are happening, and I do read them the day that I get them most of the time unless it's a crazy busy day.
Also, I do want to delete them when the shows have passed, maybe a few months after I get them? Sometimes they are for concerts/shows far in the future, but they usually send multiple reminders in that case, so losing an old one isn't a huge deal unless it's a special discount or something.
I can actually field this one. As I see it, you have two options to get them out of your inbox:

1. Boomerang for GMail (http://www.boomeranggmail.com/) is a great plugin that will allow you to do things like "hide this email from me until date X". So it's not visible in your Inbox, but will show back up on a future date (like, say, the week before the show in the email).

2. This is what I would do since I like to try to avoid additional apps/plugins/etc where I can. In GMail, when you've opened the email, click the More dropdown. Under that menu, there's an option for "Create an event." Do that. Set it up for the date of the show. Google will automagically add the contents of the email to the 'notes' section of the calendar event. BONUS: If, like me, you're terrible about checking for that event, set a reminder. You can set email reminder so it will show back up in your inbox when you want to be paying attention to that event. That might sound a little labor intensive, but I suspect that will help to reduce the number of "well, mayyyyyybe I'll care about it later" emails you hold onto.
Boomerang is GREAT!
I have a similar system but I am guilty of deleting mercilessly.
I figure if it's important enough, they will resend.

I need to unsubscribe more though. That's primarily why I am so brutal with the select all- delete combination.
That's not so bad! I recommend archive because it helps the guilt-ridden get it done with fewer qualms. You are a woman with a clear conscience.
I couldn't agree more with everything in this post.

Additional bullet points from me:
* The Task List in GMail is GREAT - especially when you combine it with your Google Calendar. You can attach docs/notes/presentations and things to your Calendar events. This is a killer combination and it's FREE. I'm a little worried about Tasks sticking around forever because they haven't done much with it in recent years, but there hasn't been any real talk of killing it off.
*Google Keep (keep.google.com) is another great list / note creation tool that is freefreefree. I use it VERY heavily.
*If you would like something outside the Googlesphere to use for your ToDo list, I can recommend ToDoist.com - they have a ton of plugins that make your life fairly easy including the sharing of ToDo items, one click "make a todo item out of this email", and a bunch of other stuff. There is a free and paid version, but the paid version is something like $25/year. I'm going to buy in.
*The one potential exception I might have with this list is this: There is a way to use your Inbox as a ToDo list if you're good about reviewing things. I can't seem to get into that habit, thus the separate app, but you might be better at it than me. How, you ask? Use GMail's label system. Label items as ToDo and then make sure you have that label visible in your sorting options along the left hand side of your inbox. One click to see all your todo items - even those that have been archived! Done with the item? Click on the little X that removes the label. It's not as clean/fast/efficient as some of the separate apps, but if you're a fan of David Allen's GTD, and you're trying to focus on reducing your 'buckets', this is one way to do that. For most of us though, I'm with Tom - don't do it.
Also? Huge thanks Tom - this is a great post to remind me to clean my shizzle up.
Also also? A point on number Tom's point number 3: (Assuming you're using GMail) under you're settings (the gear icon in the upper right of GMail) there's a "labs" tab. In there, there's an option for "Send and Archive" button. Make that your default. When you're replying to something, and you click that button, the thread automatically gets archived per Tom's suggestion. It may not seem like a big thing, but it goes a LONG way towards helping to keep your Inbox greatly reduced.
Nice one Matt!
Thanks. It's funny - if I geeked out on actually GETTING SHIZZLE DONE half so much as I do on finding the nuanced / efficient ways and / or tools to do that shizzle, I would be an amazing individual. ;)
Yup. There is no substitute for just doing the shit.
I love how Gmail lets you have essentially unlimited email addresses by appending "+whateverstring" to your username. When I subscribe to new mailing lists or services, i'll make my address jillknapp+sephora@gmail.com and this way I can make a filter that looks for that address, AND I can see who Sephora has sold my email address to (thankfully nobody). I also have an email address called jillknapp+todo@gmail.com which flags the email as a to-do and turns it red and sticks it at the top, so I can see it yelling at me.

Everyone has their own systems, but I learned a ton of tricks thanks to your post. Thank you!

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I didn't know about the +somestringhere thing either! This is awesome!
Yeah, the plus ROCKS. I just typed this above in a reply but I'll write it here so you see it, too: I use the +whatever when I sign up for mailing lists or register a product online or create an account on a site... this way I can see who they shared my address with. I've got a +wired, +thinkgeek, etc.
Brilliant. I love it.
Yup! Add a plus, and anything you want afterwards. I especially love doing this when I sign up for a mailing list... I can see who they shared my address with, those sneaky fookers.
Saving this to do later because I need to get to Cat Box Zero before I get to Inbox Zero. Today - ripped out carpet and padding and pried up tack strips and pried up staples. I want to pull more staples (when they put the pad down they stapled it every few inches for some insane reason), but Houser is making me go to bed, probably because he's sane.
Carpet ripping is nasty work. Sympathies.
THUNDEROUS Applause.
 

One Post Wonder has completed its move and the URLs have been changed over.

I'm sure a glitch or two will be found, and I'm sure folks will report them here, or by emailing me, or even via the little bug icon. All of the above are fine.

A security warning is seen when the old personal blog URLs are used, so if you see that, just update your bookmarks to point to the new location of your blog. But you probably just have onepostwonder.com itself bookmarked anyway. And there's no issue there.

I want to thank the folks who very generously donated to help cover the costs of running One Post Wonder. Yes, I did blush.

We should be good for another year. OPW now lives on the same box with boutell.com, which is a big enough site that OPW can pretty much hang out in the margins without significantly increasing my hosting costs. Unless it gets big. In which case, it becomes a business anyway. So we're good there.

Thanks again for your support and understanding. You got me motivated to knock out the whole move in one evening.

And now back to my regularly scheduled locked posts for friends... just like everyone else on One Post Wonder. It's nice being home.

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9/24 '15 9 Comments
So...... I'm feeling awkward and confused. Like, I should have invited friends to join OPW, sent out lots of invites. Because I love your creation, find it extremely pleasant to use. But somehow I never got around to spreading the word. Because Life, I guess. But still.
Well... I wouldn't beat myself up about it. At some point, the thing has to be compelling enough that people who don't know me personally tell their friends about it just because they want to use it. If it reaches that point, awesome. If not, I won't club my friends too hard to flog it.
It has reached that point ... though some of the friends who didn't know you personally do now!
Yes, I was just thinking that — that ever so slowly, One Post Wonder is actually spreading along the Shelle Axis.
Hey Tom, I am getting an error that the security certificate does not match the url when I browse to the site using chrome. I can get past the error, but I figured I would mention it anyway.
Hey Shelle, I do not get that error in Chrome. Maybe you are trying to follow an old link? Is it a URL you can share with me?
www.onepostwonder.com
I fixed this thing.
ohhh DAMN it. Can't believe they gave me a cert that's not valid with the www. in front. But you can just go straight to onepostwonder.com, get rid of the www.
 

Sautee garlic, mushrooms and a little spinach in olive oil. Add 1/2 cup black beans, a half-teaspoon of cumin, a dash of salt and half a tablespoon of grape must.

What — no grape must in your kitchen? Use soy sauce, if you have one of those fancy "digestive systems" I've heard so much about, or a really swanky vinegar if you're like me.

Mash well with 1/4 cup of oats (quick oats will disappear better, but it doesn't really matter). Add a little liquid for easy workability but don't drown it.

Allow to sit for 10 minutes. Set a timer so you don't get impatient.

Make patties and pan-fry in 2 tablespoons of olive oil. Heat the oil as much as you dare (olive oil scorches easily; we're talking medium low here). Cover and pan-fry for 4 minutes on each side.

Add fixins to taste and serve.

Makes roughly 3 patties.

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6/22 '15 2 Comments
Thank you. Thank you. Oh, thank you.

I went through a black-bean-burger phase for a hot minute a few years ago, which died when I couldn;t find a recipe that stuck together.

Speaking of grape must, how's your digestive system with grape seed oil? It's pricey but I think its temperature issues are slightly kinder than olive oil.
Hmm, worth trying. (I can also handle canola oil, so I'm not dyin' for high temperature cooking oils over here.)
 

So I did this today. And then rode twelve miles home via Lindbergh Boulevard, for a total of 26 miles.

I didn't realize I'd covered so much ground until I recognized buildings on the outskirts of the airport.

The Heinz Wildlife Refuge (aka the Tinicum Wildlife Refuge) has many miles of hard-packed gravel trails in decent condition for cycling, even with cheap-hybrid-bike tires.

I was trying to follow the East Coast Greenway. There's lots of signage for it now, but you still get dropped off the face of the earth sometimes. I kept finding it though.

I want to pedal to my mom's house in Connecticut in the worst way. It's smack on the Greenway.

I don't have to take off work! I can just get up at 6am, pedal until it's too hot, and hide out in an AirBnB somewhere! We all need practice with remote working anyway. That's totally practical right? Hey it actually might be.


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6/1 '15 7 Comments
Remember that time I biked to Millersville PA from Newark on the hottest day of the summer? (Just looked it up - 47.5 miles)

And I made it, but when I got up the next morning and tried to bike back, I completely fell apart, so I called you and Gwost from Lancaster to see if he could borrow his parents' car to come pick me up.

When you arrived, I had made it about another 10 miles from where I called you and as soon as I saw you coming I just kinda fell over. Things get a little hazy from there. I remember somehow getting into the vehicle. And one of you packing up my bike. And then you handed me a cold gallon jug of apple juice and said "I thought you might need this" and I drank the entire thing. I don't remember getting back to Newark or doing anything else for the rest of the day.

Anyway - if you need a pit crew for any sort of major long distance bicycling, don't hesitate to call on me.

I owe you a big one.



I'm exhausted just reading that!
FWIW, I might take Ted to Heinz/Tinicum today, rain be damned. I'm going to see if I can get him interested in bicycling again, and since he likes that place anyway (it's one of his favorite walking sites), it might be a good fit.
Long ride in the heat! Today would have been nicer, but alas the whole job thing! Like the idea of working in the afternoon siesta.
Yes, it was much too hot Sunday, I can be a bit crazypants.
You biked a marathon!
 

Yesterday I brought a group of people to the Musem of Modern Art in New York City. Due to minor mishaps I had two extra tickets.

This is not a huge deal and I immediately considered just writing them both off as donations, it's a worthy cause after all. But we did decide to try offering them to folks in the ticket line, for something less than original price. Waste not, want not. Habits of a lifetime.

Nobody was interested. As someone in our group pointed out, this could be because they didn't know if I was honest, and that's a good point, although it's also easily solved: come with me when I go through the entrance; see if you get in or not; pay me then.

But what stopped me from even suggesting that was the looks people gave me. They weren't doubting looks. They were incredulous, snooty, dismissive looks.

You speak of MONEY, sir? You disturb the AESTHETIC of this LOBBY? How GAUCHE! This is an ART MUSEUM!

These are the same people who probably wrote poignant tweets when they encountered the Minimum Wage Machine, a performance piece in which anyone can turn a crank to produce a trickle of coins, which is exciting until you realize they are being disbursed at the rate of $8 per hour and gradually become depressed by the knowledge of how little that is.

Screw those people and their faux concern for the truly poor and their open disdain for the middle class. I'm glad I made them see me and my Target clothes and my perfectly good extra tickets.

(Yes, I'm sure I'm misjudging somebody in that line, but they'll live. Very well.)


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5/24 '15 11 Comments
Is MOMA even an "Art Museum," though? I'm not an art snob, I swear (I really dig MOMA), but I feel like it's become just a checkmark on a tourist's guide of THINGS TO DO IN NEW YORK. At my most cynical, I fear it's a big stack of paintings on top of an overpriced gift shop.
Wow, I wish I'd been there for this. You just had your own Occupy MOMA performance art exhibit and nobody juried it.
Seriously, I should have made a poster or something. Right now the sixth floor is showing a Yoko Ono retrospective. In 1971 she announced a show at MOMA, then when no one could find her work or any official acknowledgement of it, she explained she'd released flies in the lobby. Give it 44 years and that turns into a curated show of all your shitty hair-locket poems.
I could come back and do this with a cameraperson.
But then it would be planned. It's still tempting, though.
Jeez, you'd think any New Yorkers in line (or on line, as they say) would have taken you up on it just for the time saving factor, never mind the money.
That's an excellent point. It is quite possible that my read of their reactions was accurate, but none of them were from NYC.
WATCH YOUR STEP IN NEW YORK, MARABEL - THE WHOLE PLACE IS FULL OF HUCKSTERS AND CRIMINALS WHO WILL TAKE YOU FOR EV'RY HARD EARNED DOLLAR YOU HAVE IF YOU LET 'EM! WATCH OUT ESPECIALLY FOR ANYONE WHO TRIES TO SELL YOU ANYTHING ON THE STREET OR IN A MUSEUM LOBBY.
Point. I probably looked even shadier than I realize.
You weren't wearing that hat in your profile picture, were you? :-)
 

OK Philly, it's Primary Election Day! I'm voting for:

MAYOR: Jim Kenney. Not much of a surprise. Broad support for him. He's an honest guy, rooted in the community and highly intelligent. He's taught local government at Fels for years. I prefer his labor connections to Anthony Williams' charter school dollars. I think Kenney is our next consensus Mayor.

CITY COUNCIL AT LARGE:

Helen Gym: forced the Parking Authority to cough up their profits to the schools like they are required to. Saved the last public school in Nicetown.

Paul Steinke: successfully led the Reading Terminal Market in complex times.

Jenne Ayers: wonky in the right ways. Interested in data-driven do-gooding like the STRIVE partnerships in Cincinnati. A milliennial, for a change.

Tom Wyatt: the local community gardeners like him. (Hey, that's important in our household.)

Sherrie Cohen: key issues for her include libraries and public pools. Widely endorsed.

DISTRICT 1 CITY COUNCIL: Squilla's decent. Nobody's running against him. Zzzz.

HELL NO: Wilson Goode, Jr: a little bird tells me he "can't read a spreadsheet." Frank Rizzo, Jr.: accepted a DROP retirement plan the first time around; these were never meant for City Council. Blondell Reynolds-Brown: in hot water for ethics reasons in 2013.

NAH: Allan Domb is running a straight "I am good at the business things" campaign with no interesting ideas on what he'd do on council. We could do worse, but we could do better.

CITY COMMISSIONER: not excited about any of the Democrats, and I'm one. But in the general election I plan to vote for Al Schmidt, a Republican. He's got a deep resume and has been doing the job well for a while.

JUDGE OF THE ANYTHING: THIS SHOULD NOT BE AN ELECTED POSITION. WHAT. THE. FRICK. So, let the Philly Bar Association's website tell you who is at least a competent lawyer, and vote accordingly. See the comments.

BALLOT QUESTIONS

"Abolish the SRC and return control of schools to the City:" no. The state's not great, but we had corruption problems on our own, remember?

"Commission for women:" yes.

"City agencies to prepare plans for participation of those with limited English skills:" yes. Anything to anger Joey Vento's ghost.

"Commission on universal pre-kindergarten:" DEFINITELY.

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5/19 '15
 

I cannot stop playing this awesome little game.

You ramble around a tiny solar system, exploring and discovering crazy stuff. That's it. It's great. Still in alpha, way more fun than "finished" things I've played with.

After weeks of playing with absolutely no googlin' for spoilerz, I finally broke down and peeked at a playthrough to find out how the heck you land on that wacky disappearing moon. Turns out it's something I never use because the controls are difficult on a mac and I forget how to use stuff that seems less important. So I don't feel so badly about missing it.

Speaking of which, for the benefit of others who were horrified when that other page with the keyboard controls went down:

Outer Wilds Keyboard Controls

>> Player Controls <<

move - wasd
look - mouse
interact - e
jump - space
open/close map - m
toggle flashlight - f
toggle telescope - middle click
zoom in - left shift
zoom out - left ctrl

>> Probe Controls <<
launch probe - right click
forward snapshot - right click
reverse snapshot - q
retrieve probe - hold right click

>> Flight Controls <<
thrust horizontally - wasd
thrust up - left shift
thrust down - left ctrl
pitch/yaw - mouse
acquire target - left click
match velocity - space (target required)

>> Ship-Only Flight Controls <<
toggle landing camera - q
engage autopilot - r (target required)

Don't thank me, thank archive.org.

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4/12 '15 3 Comments
I finally broke down and wiki'd the two or three things I hadn't figured out, just to know there isn't More Out There in the alpha and get my brain back for a while. (: I look forward to the full version of the game.
Just watched the trailer. Looks frickin awesome.

I won't be downloading it.

Because it looks frickin awesome.
DAMMIT, TOM!!!!! I need an amusing and slightly challenging distraction like I need another hole in my head.