The devil's guide to dancing
3/16 '16
Blues: fearless beings with a magical sense of connection, just screwing around.
Fusion: blues dancing to electronica. Sshh, don't tell them.
Salsa: really pretty math.
Salsa rueda: really pretty partial differential equations.
Bachata: who decides if it's gonna be sexy? Not you, fella.
Cha cha: has nothing to do with Nicole Kidman.
Swing: would you like to dance jitterbug, lindy hop, balboa, charleston or west coast? Oh sorry, I'm a southgoing zax.
Waltz: surprisingly sexy seventy-year-olds in the suburbs. Do try to keep up.
Tango: anger management.
Foxtrot: a thing? I guess? The longer you've been social dancing, the less memory you have of your three foxtrot lessons at that ballroom studio ten years ago.
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