These are my jokes, folks
11/2 '25
Elevators are great art. They work on so many levels.
Did you hear about the Gen Z BDSM shop? It's called executive function.
I was going to buy a parcel of land, but it was kind of a lot.
How do you make fuckin' s'mores?With damn crackers.
Today I called my son by my cat's name. That's right - I failed a CATCHA.
I'm pitching a reboot of Pinocchio set in Brooklyn. It's called "the only living toy in New York."
People who think Mandela died in the 80's aren't from an alternate universe. They just have terrible death perception.
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Heh.
Adding these to my collection!
