I am eating the breakfast I was fantasizing about last night: omelet on lavash. Mmmf.

Last night we watched the second Hunger Games movie. Roberta and I are thoroughly sucked in and eager to see the new movie and we don't want to see the trailer, hear any spoilers from the book, or otherwise know anything about it. My kid is eager to tell us all about the politics of the movies vs. the books and what her Tumblr peeps are disappointed about— but has neither read the books nor seen the movies. I am resolved not to listen to a word until I've formed my own opinion.

We are getting ready for the house painters. Everything smaller than a breadbox must go to the basement. Soon we will be blue and yellow and green and...


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11/2 '14 10 Comments
Lapis.
azure and lemon and russet and fawn?
There's azure and lemon and russet and fawn
Milquetoast and salmon and kumquat and dawn
But do you recall
The most WASPy pantone of all...
Stan's house is gloss carmelian
With a mandarin gold trim
And if you've ever been in
You were quite impressed with him

All of the other mansions
Actually looked just the same
Because of deed restrictions
That forbid all reindeer games!

Then one crushed-ice Christmas Eve,
Martha Stewart said
"Stan's house, finest on the row!
Sherwin Williams loves you so!"

Then all the houses loved him
Shouting with their voices full
"Stan's house in gloss carmelian,
You are interchangeable!"
Also, read the book first! IMHO. Since what is once seen cannot be unseen.
Too late I think. We are Movie People for this particular franchise.
I am in the pro-Jennifer-Lawrence camp. While Roberta is right in pointing out that she is not a particularly plausible outdoorswoman physically, we both think she's good at conveying information nonverbally that probably took six pages in the books.
she's an amazingly good actor. if you haven't seen Winter's Bone, I can't recommend it highly enough.
That sounds awesome, thanks.
I once had a door painted River Red.
I miss that door.
 
 
 

This is a tasty variation on something I've been pouring in the ice cream freezer for a long time. I should have tried the banana sooner.

1 frozen banana (or fresh; just takes longer)

1 generous dollop peanut butter

2 tablespoons maple syrup

1 generous shake 5-spice powder

1/4 teaspoon vanilla

Mix the ingredients and pour into your beloved ice cream maker. Y'know, the compact kind with the insert you keep in the freezer until it's ready.

Serves one. But by that I mean it serves the amount you're really gonna eat. Like, about two cups.


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10/28 '14 6 Comments
I should NOT be reading about ice cream makers when I'm trying to reduce, not increase, the diameter of my hips,thighs and waist. But Tom, oh, I'd trade your 5-spice powder and raise you a dollop of Nutella and transport, instantly, to Sharon's Land of Nom. {licks lips}
YUM. I've never owned an ice cream maker, but perhaps I should look into it.
Do you have a recommendation for an ice cream maker?
This year's birthday prezzie for me is going to be a Cuisinart ICE-100 which is kind of a beast but we've worn out three freezer inserts and TBH I'm kind of sick of the sloppy goo that was the typical best result. So this year, THIS YEAR, I'm getting an ice cream maker with a twin turbo tacked on it, I'll plug it in and a high pitched whine will fill the air, the machine will vibrate and hum, the dishes will bounce and rattle, everything in the room will sparkle and then, as coruscating beams of light bathe the walls and shoot out all of my windows, the deafening sound of a philharmonic choir in full breath will emit a triumphant final AMEN, and... wait, where was I going with this?
That was stellar.
The land of NOM?
 

Yesterday was kind of epic.

Recently we spotted an H-Mart from the car while crossing back into town from Elkins Park, north of Philadelphia. I was vaguely aware it's a Korean supermarket. Our neighborhood has cheap, abundantly stocked pan-asian supermarkets, but this looked a little more upscale.

And on the way back into town, we passed through a Korean neighborhood that blends into an African-American neighborhood that blends into... and so on. But from a car, you miss a lot.

So yesterday, with the rest of my household out on their own errands, I decided to hop on my bike and pedal north... forever.

Around 0.3 forevers into this journey, I passed Fly School Circus Arts, currently located on 5th street near Cecil B. Moore. They teach you the flying trapeze. I tried it once. S'fun.

At the 0.6 forevers mark, I stumbled onto El Bloque de Oro, aka the "golden block." Actually several blocks of thriving Latino businesses and a community center.

But around 0.7 forevers, I found myself in what felt like an endless series of abandoned factories. So I changed course, rolled through the green space of Hunting Park, and worked my way north along Old York Road, which parallels Broad Street.

Old York was my ticket the rest of the way to forever: the H-Mart at Old York and Cheltenham Avenue.

I had expected a supermarket, and there is one, more of an upper middle class affair than I'm used to down in South Philly. But there is also an indoor pedestrian mall that feels more like a street market. And a vendor of Korean kitchen and bathroom fixtures. Which... are a vivid reminder that we are not the only high-tech culture on this planet that innovates in the vital arenas of consumption and elimination. But anyway.

The main score for me: red bean donuts. I hadn't experienced red bean paste desserts before, although I know they are a staple in certain cultures. These were served in a very health-label-conscious "parisian bakery" that clearly is no stranger to picky eaters, so I felt more confident than usual in ordering outside my comfort zone.

On my return home, I presented the family with freeze-dried asian pears, Korean corn chips and plum candy for dessert. The "crispy asian pears" were the clear winner; with no ingredients whatsoever other than asian pears, they scratch that "unhealthy crunchy snack" itch. I was impressed. The other two were just okay. But I get points for adventuring, yes?

I'm a big believer in leaving your backyard and exploring neighborhoods you wouldn't normally see.

I'm cognizant that in some places and times there can be risks associated with this. A tiny fraction, of course, of the risk and discomfort folks who don't happen to be white males might experience in far more places. But there are risks associated with never leaving the house, too. It also doesn't hurt that I tend to explore in broad daylight. Which is not to say that any particular places I've mentioned are less safe.

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10/26 '14 11 Comments
I must find this H mart.
I hope you didn't hold back from singing "I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT...<etc>" while biking down Old York.

Damn, what's wrong with me?
Yay, you're now part of the Cult of H Mart! I only get there on occasion, but it's freaking awesome. I tend to go for their teas, spicy sauces (for Jack), and yes a treat or two from Paris Baguette. Their produce looks good too -- apples the size of your head. Seriously.
Why don't we have a "Like"-button equivalent?
I want to say, "Good-on-you, thank you for sharing, that's wholesome and nurtures my spirit."
But who wants to take the time to write all that when I could just click "Like" and go about my da...
Oh, wait.
This is better.
This is WAY better.
Never mind. Move Along.
LM Lopez beat me to it - I was going to say that I'm finding this on a town scale these days. Of course my explorations tend to be polar in nature. On one hand, I'm usually in the van so, as you mentioned, I know I'm missing a lot. On the other hand, there are those times when I'm on foot, and I miss nothing. Or rather, I miss nothing along the route I actually travel...
At a bare minimum, it sounds like you had a Grand Adventure™, and that's ALWAYS a win.
Shop Smart. Shop H-Mart.
This made me smile.
Hmm. I do not know this H-Mart but I'm intrigued.

When I first moved to Seattle, I got to know the city by using a similar method, except I walked instead of biking.
I feel like it's a scale with automobiles at one end and walking at the other. Bicycles are somewhere in the middle. It all comes down to where do you wanna be on that scale.
 

I have started picking up my guitar at the end of the day. Except, it's noisy. So I can't pick it up after nine. Which means I'm in a bit of a mad rush to play my guitar. Which is nice, no?

I have been bashing through easy songs, Bowie, Jackson Browne, Death Cab, They Might Be Giants, whatever floats across my transom.

Obviously I have forgotten a zillion chords since my last attempt at performing music... cough five years ago, and I was rusty then, really more like seven.  I am rusty as hell.

And yet, my sense of rhythm is better. Some things come more naturally.

That probably has something to do with eight (what! When did that happen!) years of dancing.

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10/23 '14 7 Comments
Wait, I thought your guitar was acoustic. Are you playing plugged in?

It also just occurred to me that maybe, for people who live next door to, instead of with, a guitarist, late night strumming could be considered "loud" even if it's not cranked.

I bet following melody and rhythm patterns gives your coding brain something nice to play with.
I've checked in with my neighbors. Nobody admits to being able to hear me at all, which is nice. I usually play in the basement and I'm not that loud in absolute terms. Always acoustic.
But again... I stop by nine... so not much of an issue for the neighbors.
I just remembered what your basement is like. Sounds like you could probably play down there at any time of the day or night and it wouldn't be noticeable.
Good excuse to guy a new toy! Unplugged (or headphone-d) electrics are pretty quiet, or one of these funky things: http://usa.yamaha.com/products/musical-instruments/guitars-basses/silentguitars/

Or get all serious and work on your technique to play verrrrrry quietly. ;)
Good point. I'm getting quieter. I won't be spending $1,100 though (:
"You know that Boutell guy?"
"Yeah, he's down."
"Really? How down?
"Dude has a transom."
"Oooooooh...."
 

For those not paying attention, Home Star Runner is so back. Including a new Number One Jam.

Homestar is the gift that keeps on giving. Ever since I first stepped into its little ridiculous yet internally consistent universe I've been hooked on phonics.

Of course, they went away for several years, without a word of explanation, as artists will do when they damn well feel like it.

They first rose from their slumber to release a Windows 98 theme. Nice metacommentary on your "enduring relevance," bros chaps.

But then Strongbad appeared on Twitter. And now we have a steady stream of new ludicrousness in our lives.


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10/21 '14 8 Comments
I have found my new time suck.
One of my job responsibilities is downtime report maintenance. I almost used Strong Bad in my presentation last week. He was certainly in my head.
The system... is down.
... there it is.
So much of this has become part of my husband's and my day to day humour. We're always going on about how we're doing a "great jaerb" or we were "raised by a cup of coffee" or how lil brudder is gonna throw for 2000 yards or how we're at a "cwosswoads".
Heart of a Champion. <sob>
You know I said it out loud.
With a Denny's on one cohnoh, and an IHOP on the otheh!

http://youtu.be/e_Toi7xsmkI?t=46s
 

We added a feature this week to help solve the "where is everybody" problem:

1. Click "Read." (You're probably there already.)

2. Just below "Read," you'll see three buttons: "following," "network," and "public."

3. "Following" is your usual feed. "Network" is, basically, friends of friends - people followed by people you follow, but not by you, not yet anyway. Naturally it shows only public posts. And "Public" is the firehose: all the public posts in the entire OPWverse.

It won't be long before the "public" feed is impractical to keep up with, which is why we added "network." But "public" will probably always be a fun way to sample the zeitgeist.


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10/21 '14 1 Comment
 

Above we see the number of new people arriving on One Post Wonder each week, back to the beginning.

These numbers are really too small to be significant at a weekly scale; after all, there are still only 128 accounts on OPW. (*)

So it's important not to get caught up in week-to-week fluctuations. I would have done a monthly graph but we just haven't had enough months yet.

But looking at the overall trend... wow. There's quite a pickup between the first and second halves of the graph.

Also, while I only recently started tracking "who invited who" information, I can tell you that everyone invited in that big bump last week was not invited by me!

I think this chart is even more interesting:


In the long run, content is what matters. And we're seeing impressive growth in the number of posts each week. I'm also seeing more signs of spontaneous connection between folks in my personal OPW experience.

Speaking of connection, what about comments?

Zoom!

Re: the last two weeks, for a while my personal, subjective impression was that folks preferred commenting to posting. But last week, that pattern reversed, with a significantly lower ratio of comments to posts.

As I mentioned, the data is noisy and will remain that way until the site is quite a bit bigger. But it's easy to see the signs of growth in these graphs. Not just growth in population, but growth in content and growth in connection.

(*) Yep, it's that small so far. It's easy to be surprised by this number if you've been participating, because the community is strong. Slow growth doesn't bother me; as long as we are showing signs of organic growth, we are doing the right things, and the community will grow with time.

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10/19 '14 4 Comments
While this does seem like a very small data set, it makes me tremendously happy to see the growth in numbers.

What's more, it lends credibility to what I've personally felt pretty much since day one - that you're right when you say the community is strong. It does feel like something more firm than I find in other sites.

Congrats on one hell of a start!
I like all of this, especially the growth in content.
Glad to be part of it!
 

Sure, we're too beat to go out for karaoke (*), but I found myself reading an article on Beethoven and thought "well, there ought to be some Beethoven," and I queued that up.


Really, any evening that's powered by Beethoven must be said to be a success.

(*) Well. It is only 10:40pm, and I am still awake, and anything is possible. Maybe a little evening stroll that just happens to pass the bar.

Edited to add: took said walk. Tragically, the Adobe Cafe seems to have a new DJ, and the new crowd is either nonexistent or brosville, depending on the week. Fun party people, where did you go?

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10/19 '14 1 Comment
Brosville SUCKS!!!