Robert Bryan

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Arden House, Book Two is done.
It is BEAUTIFUL, and just in time for holiday gift-giving.

We're going to have two Open Houses: 
Saturday, 20 December and
Sunday, 21 December
Both days 2 to 4 PM at our house.
(IM me if you need directions)

We'll have crates of books, $15 each, and
I'll be able to accept credit cards.

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12/6 '14 3 Comments
Will we get to smoke jerky?

(Huh huh huh... She said, "smoke jerky.")
for you... no.
no jerky.
 
 

I got up at 4, wrote until 5:30, went to work. Worked until 15:30, then went to Pendle Hill. It's 18:00 now. I just noticed this poem by Marge Piercy written on poster board over the door to the Kiln Room.

"The people I love the best
jump into work head first
without dallying in the shallows
and swim off with sure strokes almost out of sight.
They seem to become natives of that element,
the black sleek heads of seals
bouncing like half submerged balls.

I love people who harness themselves, an ox to a heavy cart,
who pull like water buffalo, with massive patience,
who strain in the mud and the muck to move things forward,
who do what has to be done, again and again.

I want to be with people who submerge
in the task, who go into the fields to harvest 
and work in a row and pass the bags along,
who stand in the line and haul in their places,
who are not parlor generals and field deserters
but move in a common rhythm
when the food must come in or the fire be put out.

The work of the world is common as mud.
Botched, it smears the hands, crumbles to dust.
But the thing worth doing well done
has a shape that satisfies, clean and evident.
Greek amphoras for wine or oil,
Hopi vases that held corn, are put in museums
but you know they were made to be used.
The pitcher cries for water to carry
and a person for work that is real.

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12/3 '14 2 Comments
Thank you. Shared this at work.
 
I used to think I had a working knowldge of English lingustics.After 23 minutes of Iggy Azalea on Spotify, I'm not sure of anything anymore.
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12/2 '14 7 Comments
Iggy Azalea is my dirty little secret. Her accent and her videos are fascinating.
Probably her best known song/video [explicit]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zR6ROjoOX0
I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed that I don't know who/what Iggy Azalea is. #old
i think she just recently happened.
i am a compulsive explorer.
Why did you do that to yourself?
 
I went there today, with my family, on the bus.Worked out fine. Nobody got hurt.
Rockefeller Plaza, Grand Central,  Bryant Park, Central Park, 5th ave. Madison Ave, Empire State, Times Square.
Glad to be home.
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12/2 '14 6 Comments
NYC: YOU WON'T GET HURT
Any favorite places to see or things to avoid?
I recommend a meal at s'mac.

http://www.smacnyc.com/

All mac and cheese, all the time.
I would avoid the American Girl Doll place if that's an option available to you.
Riding around in cabs is fun.
Climbing the rocks in Central park was WAY cool.
People-watching is awesome everywhere in the city.
Hunter loved his first cab ride. He was building cabs with the couch pillows for at least two months after that.
Wow, that is a lot in one day. We spent an entire day in Central Park, mostly playground hopping except for the time Archer and Houser spent in the Chess and Checkers house, which is a place where you can borrow board games and play them in a nice, shaded area. If you go back, I recommend it, you'd enjoy playing chess there.
 

5:30 this morning, house is quiet, woodstove warm.

I was trying to pick a date for the Arden House Book Two launch party, then got distracted and curious about what we'd planned for later today.

Clicked "Today" on Google Calendar for the first time in, I don't know, months. Surprise! Neil Diamond rocks across my screen, loud as the Downton Abbey episode we watched last night.

Scared the cat into next week.

It's early, but the smart money is on this being the highlight of my day.

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11/29 '14 6 Comments
This makes me so freaking happy.
P.S. -- Was a result of this Chrome Extension, which I cannot recommend highly enough: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/today/keepagkfmkmjhhmjfighfkmpljjgcfme
Beedoobeedoo, beedoobeedoo!
I was pleasantly surprised to learn it still works. I assumed Google would have changed their markup too much by now.
 

I've been writing since 3:45 AM. (I did also get my teeth cleaned, opened a checking account for Arden House Press and drove to Pendle Hill.)

All of the writing has been with Ulysses, and wow.

I don't know enough to recommend things to others, as a general rule.

I can say this, though, I've spent 100% of my writing time actually writing. No mouse, no navigating B.S., no style tinkering, no switching between documents, no saving, nothing.

I can't tell you how awesome that is. One thankful guy.


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11/14 '14 7 Comments
I, too, just got my teeth cleaned. I keep rubbing the tip of my tongue along my front teeth. Ooh, smooooooove.
Does it make you write like Joyce? Because don't. :)
Oh, good, I'm glad you find it as useful as I do. It really does just get out of the way to let the words flow. Best editor ever.
VERSIONS!
It intelligently handles keeping track of all the past versions of everything, with a view for easy comparison, restoring of previous...
Happy Day!
You are near the top of my gratitude list tonight yourself, Tom Boutell.
Without OPW, I may have never heard of Ulysses or given it a try.
Also, for PNG file format.
I too am regularly thankful for the png format. Wish Ulysses was available for PC. Glad that it's working so well for you!
 

I have a few PNG (thank you, Tom Boutell) files that I want to put on top of a simple PDF template and save as a new PDF. Positioning and size are important to get right. Word won't open the PDF template, I tried GIMP for an hour, read the tutorials, manual, couldn't get layers to move around without smooshing into each other, couldn't get images in any way besides layers.

I tried Preview on the Mac, because I read that could work, but I could not get it to work.

What am I looking for?

A. Image editing software

B. Graphic design software

C. Desktop publishing software

D. Something else

Thank you in advance, Rob

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11/11 '14 4 Comments
I'm making a little progress with GIMP.
GIMP is bitmap editing software, so it's going to trash any vector art in the original PDF template and give you a big ol' bitmap image when you're done. Depending on your needs this may not matter.

There's other shit I'm sure, but the Right Way to screw with existing PDFs is Adobe Acrobat. Disclaimer: never done it.
Adobe Acrobat sucks my arse. It's huge, expensive, bloaty, and it takes over your life.

But FoxIT Phantom is Adobe Acrobat's quiet competitor and is
(a) significantly cheaper than Acrobat
(b) infinitely smaller (quite lean actually!)
(c) bloatware-free
(d) easy enough to use
(e) does not beg you every 27 seconds to upgrade
(f) installed on every computer in my home.

I edit PDFs all the time for my job. I add image files to pdfs weekly. My friend, I can put that png file wherever you want it (which sounds dirty). Come on over, or I can come over, or you can send me the files and I can do it for you and send it back.

Afternoons are good. Evenings are bad. Mornings are worse.

Woot!
Jill FTW!
 

I'm deep into Book 3, planning where the load-bearing beams will go and pouring footers.

Character profiles, setting details, plot points and major themes are all mapped out in rough form and I'm going through, putting finer details in here and there, calling out connections and setting up resonating imagery.

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10/21 '14 5 Comments
Just curious ... what format do you use to keep track of it all?
A little notebook to start, then index cards, then one text file of a specific format, then the manuscript.
Oh, and I would never in a million-hundred years write a post this intimate on FarceBook.
Thanks for the window!
 

http://radiofreetacony.com/2014/10/18/as-tom-petty-said/?blogsub=confirming#blog_subscription-2

Lindsay Harris !

That is quality!

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10/19 '14 5 Comments
Hmmmm. Rob, I tried pasting that same link into a draft post, and I got a nice little blurb and a picture from Radio Free Tacony.

What browser and OS were you using when you pasted it?

Thanks.
Mac OSX 10.9.5 and Chrome 38.0.2125.104
Weird. I just tried that combo on my Mac. Pasted the link and... boom, I got a nifty little embed of it. [Scraches head trying to figure out how your experience differed]
So much fun. Found the bits highly entertaining and I've listened to it several times already. (With more listens likely in the future.)