Robert Bryan

April 2018 PhillyJUG Door Prize Winner

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Today, I wrote SQL queries all day.I had help when I needed it, good tools to work with and well organized reference material.It was a joy. 
I learned a great deal and got some things to work.
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7/31 '15 3 Comments
SQL is actually pretty neat on its own terms. It's not a "think like the computer" thing. It's more of a "think about your information, which you care about" thing. Unless you don't care about the information, in which case it's dull of course.
It fascinates me.
I have this massive, priceless data set that's just sitting there, waiting for me to mine the living daylights out of it.
Just scratching the surface so far and I am amazed.
I also have Splunk, which is extremely helpful as well, and another fun thing to learn.
 
Tonight we made index cards of the multiplication facts up to 9x9=81.We skipped the easy ones like 0, 1, 2 and all the 5s.
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7/29 '15 4 Comments
The zero cards exist, they just are what they mean.
Does she like the cool thing about the multiples of nine, how all the numbers reverse?
No!
She knows fuck-all.
It's an outrage.
I'm on it, though.


should go well.
My Dad taught me all of the Presidents' names in order of term. He let me stay up late while I was memorizing them and being quizzed. I got to stay up past my bedtime a few times and I learned all the Presidents and absorbed a bunch of goofy trivia like the three reporters in Taft's bathtub. Silly Dad, he must not have noticed it was after my bedtime. I sure fooled him!

Also, you're a great Dad.
 
 

Out with:

  • facebook
  • reddit
  • imgur
  • twitter
  • instgram
  • netflix
  • amazon instant video
  • fark

Not that there's anything wrong with any of that, except to clear space for...

In with:

oh, and more of https://goo.gl/photos/2nUud7Rg8HePe4gq7
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7/26 '15 6 Comments
Right now it's SQL. I'm looking forward to doing all the maths next.
Cool. I call it "Squeal" here at work.
SQUEAL has been an internally reserved keyword for my BIOS since 1994.
I like the idea of Khan. I'll have to give it a closer look.
Honored to make the cut!
What are you studying on Khan?
Khaaaaaaaaan!
 
Open houses at my place next Saturday and Sunday, 20-21 December to sell Arden House Book Two. I can accept credit / debit cards.Let me know if you need address.All are welcome.
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12/14 '14
 

Arden House, Book Two is done.
It is BEAUTIFUL, and just in time for holiday gift-giving.

We're going to have two Open Houses: 
Saturday, 20 December and
Sunday, 21 December
Both days 2 to 4 PM at our house.
(IM me if you need directions)

We'll have crates of books, $15 each, and
I'll be able to accept credit cards.

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12/6 '14 3 Comments
Will we get to smoke jerky?

(Huh huh huh... She said, "smoke jerky.")
for you... no.
no jerky.
 
 

I got up at 4, wrote until 5:30, went to work. Worked until 15:30, then went to Pendle Hill. It's 18:00 now. I just noticed this poem by Marge Piercy written on poster board over the door to the Kiln Room.

"The people I love the best
jump into work head first
without dallying in the shallows
and swim off with sure strokes almost out of sight.
They seem to become natives of that element,
the black sleek heads of seals
bouncing like half submerged balls.

I love people who harness themselves, an ox to a heavy cart,
who pull like water buffalo, with massive patience,
who strain in the mud and the muck to move things forward,
who do what has to be done, again and again.

I want to be with people who submerge
in the task, who go into the fields to harvest 
and work in a row and pass the bags along,
who stand in the line and haul in their places,
who are not parlor generals and field deserters
but move in a common rhythm
when the food must come in or the fire be put out.

The work of the world is common as mud.
Botched, it smears the hands, crumbles to dust.
But the thing worth doing well done
has a shape that satisfies, clean and evident.
Greek amphoras for wine or oil,
Hopi vases that held corn, are put in museums
but you know they were made to be used.
The pitcher cries for water to carry
and a person for work that is real.

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12/3 '14 2 Comments
Thank you. Shared this at work.
 
I used to think I had a working knowldge of English lingustics.After 23 minutes of Iggy Azalea on Spotify, I'm not sure of anything anymore.
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12/2 '14 7 Comments
Iggy Azalea is my dirty little secret. Her accent and her videos are fascinating.
Probably her best known song/video [explicit]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zR6ROjoOX0
I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed that I don't know who/what Iggy Azalea is. #old
i think she just recently happened.
i am a compulsive explorer.
Why did you do that to yourself?