My Dad taught me all of the Presidents' names in order of term. He let me stay up late while I was memorizing them and being quizzed. I got to stay up past my bedtime a few times and I learned all the Presidents and absorbed a bunch of goofy trivia like the three reporters in Taft's bathtub. Silly Dad, he must not have noticed it was after my bedtime. I sure fooled him!
She knows fuck-all.
It's an outrage.
I'm on it, though.
should go well.
Also, you're a great Dad.