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There's a squirrel in the neighborhood this year that steal's someone's Fuyu persimmons, then comes over to partially eat it at our almond tree, then drops the remnants for me to deposit in our compost pit.

Self-Titled

Self-Titled is the debut album from All the Feels.  It is a showcase of poststructuralist retromodern techno, and earned the band critical raves from mainstream and indie media.  The band funded the record by using embedded micropayment malware in their torrent seeds, a technique later outlawed by the World Congress.

Track listing

• 1. Opening Track (9:27)
• 2. Title Track (3:33)
• 3. Instrumental Introduction (5:42)
• 4. The Title of This Track Is Almost As Long As the Track Itself (27:11)
• 5. You Can't Write "Eponymous" Without "Pony" (6:59)
• 6. Single Edit (11:17)
• 7. Dub Remix (1:17)

All tracks written by All the Feels

Produced by All the Feels

"There is no garbage to collect in Java, really. Matter of fact, it's all garbage."

A successful life is not completely balanced. The great people push hard, they do interesting and unusual things. They follow their passion, they get excited. The term “balance” seems to me to be an industrial era term. And in that sense, I think we’re going against the political correctness of that term.

Eric Schmidt, please come to the nearest fuck-off-and-die-in-a-fire courtesy telephone.

Like a dog going back to its vomit, i'm at the brink of accepting a contract at eBay, because i've been out of work too long (coming up on 4 months now). I'm trying to frame this correctly by just getting the necessary work done, and then using my time towards my own professional goals later.  I'll be working in the organization of a friend with whom i've worked previously, so i think that this will not be terrible.