Ten Karen Kuhl 9/22 '14

THANK YOU, Past Karen, for putting an iced coffee in the fridge last week. Future Karen, please buy more granola bars.

My wallclock with the fake little swinging pendulum died at exactly midnight. Or at noon, I'm not sure. I thought these things only happened in movies.

Also, pink toebeans are a good treatment for a bad cold. Pick up said owner of toebeans (feline or canine) and apply front paws, toebean-out, directly to face, cheeks and forehead. Is toebean owner wriggling? Good. Wriggling only makes it better. *evil laugh*

I think the pseudoephedrine has kicked in. Yes?


[twelve hours later...]

I am sneaking in a post-pseudoephedrine edit (yes, twelve hours later) to let you know that I have found the bottom of the internet. And on the bottom of the internet is this: "Bagel-Heading"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagel_head

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9/22 '14 12 Comments
Huh. I squeal "leetle pink toes!!!!" and touch them each in turn, which is a very effective feline gruntle dispersant.
Sean M Puckett
"feline gruntle dispersant" = name of my next band.

Actually, while that joke is pretty well worn, I think I might breathe new life into it. I'll start making 'band names' into t-shirts that characters in my drawings will be wearing. #INeedAHobby
Matt Lichtenwalner
"THANK YOU, Past Karen, for putting an iced coffee in the fridge last week. Future Karen, please buy more granola bars." - Love this
Jixel
Oh, lordy, we sing about our cats' beans.
Lindsay Harris Friel
Beans, beans, they're good for your cat
Beans on their toes, beans on their hats
Beans are for wearing, not for a meal
So give your kitty a fresh plate of veal


Kevin Niemi
Toebeans! At first, I thought you were talking about those foam things used in pedicures. I like this definition FAR better.
Matt Lichtenwalner
Also - I have no idea why, but I really like that you're using simple numbers as subjects for your posts.
Matt Lichtenwalner
Thank you. There may be complications down the road, but I'll burn that bridge when I get to it!
Karen Kuhl
Also - yeah. Bagel-heading. Didn't understand it when I first came across it, didn't find any element that made sense of it in between, and I STILL don't have an effing clue where/how/why this body mod makes any sense to anyone. (And I'm generally all for such things as people see fit.)
Matt Lichtenwalner
Maybe it's more a temporary piece, or even a performance bit, like when they do suspensions, or piercings with syringes? We need an art major in here, stat!
Karen Kuhl
Just check your nearest Starbucks, there are at least two behind the counter at all times.
Kevin Niemi
#Truth
Matt Lichtenwalner