I am willing to blow my whole post to simply say: Drunk History is one of the funniest friggin' things I've ever seen. I cannot get enough of it. I want to be in an episode so badly, but alas, I don't really drink anymore. I can't think of the last time I finished a drink, let alone got a buzz, and forget being capital-D-Drunk. I'm not against it; I just don't care. I'd rather have a good root beer or something. 
I didn't mean for this post to turn into a thing about alcohol... I just wanted to say "Thanks, Amazon Prime!" as I stream the lulz.
OK, nighty night!
xox


ETA: "Can we come in and see the true condition?"  (A quote from the First Ladies episode we're watching right now. We are DYING. okbye.)

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9/25 '14 12 Comments
I want to be in Drunk History too. I think I have been.
This is the first show I have seen in recent memory where I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard.
I have somehow still never seen an episode. I need to fix that.
Woo! I emphatically support "blowing one's whole post" on any damn thing.

I gotta watch me some Drunk History.
I've been meaning to show you this. I know half the guys in this video.
http://youtu.be/DB2M5yp7As8
I LOVE THAT SHOW!! ALL CAPS!!!!!!

I would be happy to drunkenly narrate some history if you'll act it out. Comedy Central had a fan video contest. It's over, but we can still make one!
I want to make Drunk History History, where a drunk person recounts the last episode they watched.
I want to make Mormon Drunk History, where a mormon drinks all the diet coke and accurately recites the entirety of the Iliad.
According to Homer, archaeologists, or will they teach the controversy?
Have I mentioned recently how much I love you people?!
Yo dawg I herd you like drunk history so I put some drunk history in your drunk history