Begged, actually. 

Tomorrow I'm at home. A guy is coming to fix the holes in our siding, so that we don't endure Winter #3 of Bedroom Ceiling Roller Derby: Squirrels vs Pigeons. It might sound hilarious, but trust me, it's not. 

I invite you to harrass me to write tomorrow. Use the media of your choice. I should be writing, working on podcasts and not fussing over distracting minutiae.


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10/6 '14 8 Comments
Write like a motherfucker.

-Cheryl Strayed, not me.
Can my media be a messenger squirrel?
Oh please send one! Send a messenger squirrel in one of those singing telegram squirrel uniforms. I want pics!
Shanks the over-caffeinated squirrel says WRITE DAMN YOU WRITE HAHAHAHAHAHA WRIIIIIITE!!!
BTW that's shanks (v.), not shanks (n.). So ya better write.
If shanks is a verb, your sentence is missing a comma and two quotation marks, IMHO.
The squirrel is named Shanks and I admit to playing fast and loose with punx.
Actually I read it as:

Shanks the over-caffeinated squirrel, says "WRITE DAMN YOU WRITE HAHAHAHAHAH WRIIIIIITE!!!"

As in, two distinct actions on the part of Sean M Puckett, not the squirrel. (;