Or rather, hold me accountable. 

I need ideas for podcast sketches. Give me, in the comments: 

-an object 

-a character

-a catchphrase 

-a genre (ie., noir, sci-fi, romance, historical drama, Shakespeare, etc.). 

GO GIT EM, TIGER! 

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9/30 '14 7 Comments
deck of cards, janitor in a fortune teller's shop, "never let the blind man shuffle last", in the style of H Rider Haggard
Object: a riding mower
Character: Walmart greeter
Catchphrase: "Kiss my grits"
Genre: erotica
object: a magnet
character: a Dutch arborist
catchphrase: "titrate those nitrates!"
genre: urban fantasy
object: bunny ears
character: minor league baseball player
catchphrase: "some people REALLY know how to have a good time."
genre: romcom
A muffin. An ornamental horticulturist. "All the feels." One woman show.
You can lead a horticulture ...
object: the Hope Diamond
character: a down-on-his-luck puppeteer
catchphrase: "It's showtime, folks."
genre: horror