New (to me) ring 8/21 '15
this ring ended up on my finger today. I needed a magic ring, and now I have one. The true story involves a curiosity & antique shop, a raven-haired beauty, an odd little side street, and a missing husband dragged away by the siren song of curvaceous beauties.* Other than that, it's a very boring story. I need a better one.
Tell me the significance of this ring, how I got it, and for what it's meant.
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*Noise Pollution Records, Blue Bond Guitars.
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As soon as she says it, everyone is convinced they already knew it.
You tricked her into visiting an incredibly loud nightclub in Munchkin Land and hogtied her in the women's room.
I will not shirk my responsibility.