In my defense, the Customs&Immigration droid did startle me.

Anything to declare?

Yeah, don't go to Antigua.

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10/29 '14 9 Comments
you realize you're Unit 1 (of 2), yes? Also, Dr. Frank N. Furter would like his eyes back.
Jen was a little unnerved when she discovered she had to be 2/2.

That's my wife. I am "head of household." In public, at least.
Speaking of alarming, I have your wedding gift. Want to pick up or have it delivered?
are we seeing you Saturday?
Let me confirm w/Houser ... are you guys a definite yes?
Confirmed! Email to follow.
He's got Latka Gravas eyes.
That's pretty great, actually.