Teach your kitties python
11/9 '17
E D
Teach your kitties Python,
A
Teach your kitties Perl,
E D
Teach your kitties C++,
A B E
That’ll melt their world.
Miaow!
Teach your kitties Fortran,
Hey they’ll always eat.
Teach your kitties COBOL,
Join the obsolete elite!
Miaow!
Teach your kitties JavaScript,
Now they are confused.
Teach your kitties Eiffel, it’s
A skill they’ll never use!
Miaow!
E D
Kitties haven’t got much RAM
E B
They can’t draw UML diagrams
But all the boss on Upwork knows:
They’re experts on stack overflow
Miaow!
When you’re kitty’s ready,
Call the agency.
Soon she’ll be debugging
Thermostats in C!
Miaow!
Teach your kitties Python,
Now you’re living large!
Ship them off to SpaceX
On an automated barge!
Miaow!
My cat only knows Kibble++ and she refuses to use any kind of source control.
With this song I learned exactly why nobody listens to anything I put on SoundCloud and then link on Facebook... They make installing the app mandatory if you're on a phone.
Even YouTube links get very low levels of play on FB, probably because Facebook is arranging it that way to promote Facebook video.
I get the most views, I suspect, when I upload video directly to FB, but lately they make the sound a lot worse. Hmm.