CRAIOVA is an isolated outpost with the singular mission of storing and categorizing all human knowledge in a vast database.  For reasons known only to the Craiovans, this data is stored entirely in an iambic pentameter format.  Converting the boring prose information from dozens of worlds into glorious poetry worthy of perpetual preservation is their full-time job, and perhaps they have become somewhat unhinged in their zeal.  Fights about the proper wording for a particular database entry are common, engendering toxic backbiting about the qualifications and suitability of fellow Craiovans.  Once someone managed to anonymously submit a limerick into the files as a joke, and the repercussions are still ongoing.