Easy Rider Yelp Reviews. 

BILLY: They say it's Non-Stop Pizza! We gotta get that, cause man, we gotta go! I mean, are you in or what? All I wanna know is, the Non-Stop Pizza... Where's it from, man? 

CAPT. AMERICA: If the pizza is non-stop...

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...did it ever start? 

GEORGE: it's not so much the pizza itself but what the pizza represents. 

RAFELSON: So did you guys actually try the pizza? 

BILLY: No, man, we just saw the sign. 

CAPT. AMERICA: We blew it. 

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4/6 '15 4 Comments
1. I love this. Try to contain your shock.

2. If it's really Easy Rider Yelp Reviews, they have to be kick-banned spontaneously and for no apparent reason at the end of the review.
FWIW: Non-Stop Pizza exists. It is on Magee Avenue and we pass it every day on the way to the train station. Surprisingly enough, it is NOT open 24 hours a day.
I know. Eventually, the pizza stops.
We found Mo in the middle of the street in front of it, eating discarded pizza from a box on the yellow line, so we suspect she was eating Non Stop Pizza.

I guess we could have named her Non Stop instead of Mo Magee.
You are the only person who truly understands this joke I've written.