Where did the blazing ball of radioactive fire go

Why is my third floor habitable

What do you mean we don't need to water the garden

What is this damp substance on the ground

I am confused

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Same here! Everything outside is green and dripping instead of trying to bake me.
<-- supah thankful. Confused, but supah thankful.
In the fine tradition of these things we have instituted a hosepipe ban and made a non-binding request to retailers to stop selling disposable barbecues just as the weather has started to turn.



(“We” being more “our elected representatives” than, say, “me and Mrs Waider”)