I found a spider in the clothes dryer this morning when I was doing laundry. It was a brown spider about the size of a Kennedy half dollar. I thought, how am I going to get this critter out? 

Then I thought, the washer's empty, so you don't have to dry anything for a bit, just do a load of wash and leave the clothes dryer door open, maybe it'll leave on its own. 

So I said to the spider, "When you were young, and your web was somewhere outside,

You used to say, spin and let spin, (you know you did you know you did you know you did)

But when this laundry clothing washer stops a spinnin', if you don't want to fry,

Leave or get dried." 

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