Boom, boom, boom
1/1 '25
My neighbors this year skipped the ER fireworks and went for the morgue fireworks instead. Good neighbors should not disturb the dust in others' houses. Here's hoping that the 4th won't bring war crime fireworks.
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Happy⌫⌫⌫⌫⌫New Year!
You too!
Hang on, are you describing a literal fireworks fatality? Yikes.
Potential fatality. In Florida, exploding fireworks are illegal. Of course, this is completely ignored and each holiday, some idiot blows off their hand (ER) with the ones that are commonly available. The ones the neighbors were lighting for New Years were mortal shells, and any idiocy would likely result in a visit from the coroner (morgue). I am hoping that the Fourth of July does not bring about someone trying to "bring down those damn drones" with a homemade MOAB.
Got it. Good luck.
