This year for Christmas, we agreed to pool our funds and make a donation To Doctors Without Borders in support of Ebola relief, and keep personal gifts small and whimsical.

But, my brother did send me his old PS/3, as he just got a PS/4, and it's all new to me mann.

So despite my impeccable moral credentials, I suffer from the same "first person problem road rage" as the kids who got new PS/4s today... trying to make an account and swearing at the incompetent assclowns at Sony network operations. (Before you blame North Korea, consider that this happened last Christmas too...)

Fortunately I'll be departing soon to share holiday cheer with family, which ought to restore my True Christmas Spirit (atheist division).

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12/25 '14 3 Comments
If you're not being baffled by setup &/or assembly of some thing alleged to be Fun on 12/24 and/or 12/25, the FBI shows up to take away your license to celebrate.

There's an additional requirement involving playing with the box it came in, but I'm hazy on the details because it varies by state.
Fear not, soon you'll be getting your personal information exposed by Sony's terrible infosec like everyone else.
Oh I know. I plan to be creative in how I fill out my profile, and use a credit card I don't use for anything else, not to mention a one-off password.