The Great Mr. Lolli Anne Galvin 9/27 '14

On my commute home today I saw a white Rolls Royce (not a common sight on the BQE, and eeeesh are new Rolls Royces TACKY LOOKING) with dark tinted windows.  The vanity plate read, "MR LOLLI" and was framed with a custom plate frame- "I'm Hiring".  I peered in the obscured window as I passed the car, but all I could see was sunlight glinting off of an enormous gold watch.

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9/27 '14 5 Comments
Wow, indeed.
Jed Parish
Oh... MY.

The site's actually well done and runs with the personality he's created for himself.

I can't judge him too harshly (uh, unless there's something I didn't read on that site that sez I oughta)... in real estate you gotta be a little outsized to succeed.
Thomas Boutell
Oh he's outsized! I don't know anything about him, but clearly the publicity is working if I see his campy car and end up looking up his campy website. The brass balls were a nice touch.
Anne Galvin
What's it gonna be, kid?

Do you have what it takes to seize the brass... um...
Thomas Boutell
I was just reading in his bio that at age 6 in the middle of Saks he promised his mother a white mansion and limo. I guess that explains the Rolls. I love the "put down a tarp" line.
Anne Galvin